I’ve been a member on on the forums for about two days now and I even know that you must be high, stupid or both to make this post. I just don’t like stuff like this that wastes my time.
er ? say wut now ?
I couldn’t resist
Why is it a common thing here to see people make threads with zany theories in an attempt to appear funny and oddball but end just looking like complete and utter retards?
it’s a vital part of the forums …
Like getting banned from the Black Mesa chat on steam.
he does speak, you just don’t hear it, how else do characters respond as if being spoken to when you ‘E’ them?
and also in HL1 when you hear him breathing heavily during the teleport going wrong just after the RC, and as a little easter egg, if you leave it for long enough before the RC when the cart has just been delivered you hear him say in a very high pitched voice “what is he doing in there?”. not sure what that one’s about.
inb4 lock
I get what you’re trying to do here, the whole ‘what is postal dude’s real name?’ and ‘why doesn’t gordon freeman speak’ and the fact that they do look fairly similar.
But it’s probably only very slightly funny when in a conversation when someone says “ha, maybe gordon freeman is really postal dude…” but a whole thread about it??
Good effort, but yeah, fail.
Edit: Also, what’s all the rambling at the start? A whole wall of text of just gibberish, it just makes it more … fail. (more fail? … if that makes sense)
i doubt it …
why?
this thread is on its second page and it’s still going … i doubt it’ll get locked , probably’d just die out but not locked …
I hope it gets locked, because we all know the real reason he doesn’t talk: VALVe thought he shouldn’t.
EDIT: inb4lock
Well… the reason he doesn’t talk is to make it more immersive, so the player feels that they are freeman.
lol wut?
Inb4lock
Are you serious? That’s supposed to be another scientist in the control room, presumably talking about the fact Gordon’s standing around doing nothing.
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