who to the what now? I saw no err, “ferk” off questions?
Unless your talking about the semi off topic babbling, in which case, they’re just faggots. 
True that (rot) (fodder - I am duely corrected. Just so… It did not take very long for the thread to go WAY off with the usuall debasing of women bable - Shrugs…
LOLs - Nice - Still laughing.
Wash the area with baking soda and alcohol every hour for the next three months. It should grow back.
Now, [COLOR=‘Red’]Topic.
Dan the Man!! =D
Play mind games. Seriously, fuck with there heads.
Not because it’ll get them into bed, its just hilarious.
Here’s what worked for me: get drunk, write a ridiculous text message (“When are you going to dump <fiancée’s name here> and realise you’d be better off with me?”), decide better than to send it but fail to delete it, fall asleep, send it accidentally when trying to turn your alarm off the next morning.
Why are women like this:
that hurts
So many people reading this thread at the moment.
:hmph:
That stings. A lot.
Why are girls so complex? Why can’t they just fall in love with me? Why is the washing machine so hard to figure out?
Start by setting a bad president by swapping ran-done words with hominy-phones. Show her your high school diploma as you insist you’re grammar is prop-her. End if that does-int work, proof it to her with your clean test of spell-check-her.
lol
- It works for any guy that screams confidence instead of desperation.
- Mating call… she is displaying her candy to see if the guy wants a taste. Doesn’t matter the weather. If it looks good enough for a guy to want it, she will do it. Trouble is, the type of guy that wants candy that is displayed like that is many times a control freak.
Be honest with each other, long distance relationships do not work. Agree that you two care, but the best way to ensure you two are going to be there for each other in the future is if you relinquish the exclusive relationship the moment you go off to college. Otherwise, trust will be broken (again) the moment someone pretty/cute walks by and it isnt her/you. It doesnt have to hurt, but agree to go back to a non exclusive relationship. You can date who you want, she can date who she wants. Including each other… just not exclusively.
I still have no idea what you are asking.
- As a woman ages, her hair loses the vitality of the younger generation. It breaks easier, falls out more etc. The only solution to keeping it somewhat attractive is to cut it to a style that flatters them. Pear shape body? Try spitting out a couple of kids and see how YOUR body manages.
- says who?
- Human nature. Just as two woman together turn a guy on, and two men together make a woman wanna vomit.
- says who?
- whu? says who?
- See second part of answer #1
- Cuz we are cute like that
Fukwads need to be fixed and we are just the woman to do it. We can fix their pompass behavior and are willing to do anything for the prize of doing it. (Guilty of this pattern. First hubbie was a dick) Get more broken and pompass and see what happens.
No hope dear.
:faint: I certainly don’t need 271! I have one goal and that is to get an o face going. Who ARE these women that need 271??!!!
Ah… numbers. I suspect they would be way higher if the book was about men eh? Also… what demographic was the statistics taken from? White trash trailer park neighborhood perhaps? LOL!
I am probably wrong, but I classify men and women as this: Men are in charge of impregnating as many woman as possible, and women are in charge of ensuring the best possible life for her offspring. This is subconscious so dont anyone get your panties in a bind. So as men will do all they can to get as much fun as possible and will do anything to GET that fun, the woman is going to look for a mate that has the best “toys” or “stability” in his life so that her life and offspring will be better cared for.
Nah, you’re pretty much right. Given acceptance and the resources, just about every guy will say Line 'em up.
Why do you feel the need to “fix” men? How would you feel if us men tried to “fix” women?
why do all girls think i’m a loser
EDIT: oh wait i remember now it’s because i’m a loser never mind
Black Mesa: Source
@Catz: About chocolate, some believe it has aphrodisiac properties:
But…