Girl Advise

General questions are good. :slight_smile:

I dont know if the first few minutes are really the key determination of whether a guy is sleepable or not. I think it could happen, but in general I honestly takes more time for a woman to rule a guy OUT.

BUTā€¦I do know after my first date with my hubby, I wanted him more than I had wanted anyone ever before.

What did he do that first date? He didnā€™t kiss me goodnight.

Go figure.

everyone thinks she is ugly
how do i make people beautiful???

huh?

lol ā€œpwned by a subspeciesā€

Iā€™m sure heā€™s in pieces over being banned for a day

you should make it a month, just to further prove your point.

your virginity is not surprising

Ban him for a month of 1 day bans, each time waiting until logs on to ban him thus furthering in his humiliation.

I suggest keeping him banned a regular 4 days of every month, for a year.
[COLOR=ā€˜Blackā€™]This is a menstrual-cycle reference to simulate gender equality.

I left my current girlfriend (a waitress) my number and told her to give me a call sometime.

she called me the next day. Does this only work for us pretty boys?

Also. Why do girls wear sickeningly short skirts, paired with a giant ass jacket, when itā€™s 20 degrees out?

just to drive morons like you insane

So my girlfriend and her ex were together for over a year and three months. They were very very close and of course shared every ā€˜intimateā€™ action you could imagine, save for intercourse - which incidentally lead to their breakup (he wanted to have sex, she was waiting for marriage, he breaks up with her and goes out with her [now ex] best friend).
My problem, however, en lies in the fact that sheā€™s veryā€¦ reserved now, because of the fact that her ex hurt her (he also cheated). She is afraid to rely on me (it took two months after we had openly expressed that we liked each other for us to even begin datingā€¦) or open up to me fully or trust me (and Iā€™m moving off to college in a few months), so the whole trust-issue creates many problems for us.

SHE IS STILL BEING UGLY PLEASE SOMEONE HELP

I think you need brutally honest male advice. Unless youā€™ve been together as long as the earth and the moon, thereā€™s not a prospect you can keep things going on-and-off the next four years, and we all know marrying during college is not an option unless youā€™ve worked a good number of years since high school. This relationship seems like one of those kittens that ma and pa canā€™t spare any tablescraps forā€¦ off to the pail: with your age itā€™s a merciless fact of life.

i have to agree with tiki here

this one was dead coming out the door

there just sadly isnt any hope for this relationship

my advice to you is at your age dont get tied down

dont be too quick to give your ehart away you have the rest of your life for that

nobody is who they are going to be by the age of 25 so why risk giving yourself to someone who essentially wont exist in five years

(it will make sense if you think about it)

Iā€™d like to point out that my parents were married at the age of 25 and 23, and have been married for over 20 years.

Whatā€™s with older women these days developing short haircuts and pear-shaped bodies?

Why are Drag Queens better dressers than actual women?

Why is David Bowie a better dresser than actual women?

Why does nobody care if a woman is a pedo?

Why do you climax when you eat chocolate?

Is it true that all women wear cardigans when they eat anything advertised as fluffy, decadent, calorie-free, light, etc?

Why do some women tie their hair back REAL TIGHT if it ruins their complexion?

Why do women collapse their neck in rage, making their tracheae outrageously visible?

Why do you call vegetables ā€œveggiesā€ and your husbands ā€œhubbiesā€?

Does incessant nagging make you feel better about yourself?

Why are womens interrested in fuckward guys and not in me? I iz a sad kitteh :frowning:

Stick it in her pooper.

If I mayā€¦ Ask your sister/mother/aunt to spit it out.


There is an old, but wise proverb. It says;

ā€œThere is more hope for a fool than one that seems right in his own eyesā€ - The ones asking the jerk off questionsā€¦ does this mean you think you know everything there is to know about women, and so are content to ask the retard questionsā€¦ or are you merely being childish because the idea of discussing women actually scares you?


Catz, I just finished a recently published book called ā€œThe reasons women have sexā€ - It was likely the scariest book I have ever read. In it, it lists 271 distinct reasons - 271? Thatā€™s amazing. for guys there is not near that manyā€¦ Bored and want something to do, Biology calls, control, wanting forgiveness, want to have a child, our partner is in need - Etcā€¦ but 271?

It also sites that 1/3 of every woman will cheat on thier partner - and that 8% of every child you see in a family, actually belongs to a different father. - I would have thought a few here or thereā€¦ but 8%? (It may well be 12%, but I can not remember if it was quoted in this book, or was from a different stat) Wow.

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