Naw, you need to do the full thing.
Phoenix: The contradiction in Ema’s picture is…uh, this part here?
Judge: Hmm…I don’t see what’s so strange about that.
Phoenix: That’s because the drawing stinks!
Ema: !..Mr. Wright…How could you…sniff
Edgeworth: The act of making an innocent girl cry should warrant the death penalty. (you get penalized)
I got a full-on verbatim text file of these things. It takes up most of my hard drive.
More Awesome-ish version:
grabs his death penalty scythe
Come here, I only want to heal you!
Security guard: Sorry, this is going to sound weird, but the scanner says you’re… dead.
Shepard: I was only mostly dead. Try finding THAT option on government paperwork.
After seeing this topic i rembered a old game from Croteam called Serious Sam 2
After getting the second Uzi: Double the Gun, Double the Fun.
After Crossing the road stop and he has to pay 500000 €: Raise the ramp and handover the Cash BITCH!
:fffuuu:
If I have wings, why am I always walkin’ ?
Fisherman: “Holy mackerel!”
Max: “I’m a trout, stupid!”
Brrring Brrring Hello?
For the last time, I’m a dreadlord, NOT a druglord.
Portal, everything in Portal
“why are you poking me again?!”
grunt from Warcraft III
“Top of the Mornin’ shithead!” - Sean from The Saboteur
“I dont understand, you look like a woman.” - Sten (Dragon Age)
When clicking on one of the cactus in the first Chapter of Escape from Monkey Island Guybrush Threepwood “As usefull as a two pronged cactus would be, I like to keep the number of sharp pointy objects in my pants to a minimum.”
“The Catch-a-Ride up by Fyrestone is more busted than my momma’s girl parts. Why don’t you take a poke at it? The uh, system, not my mom. Hot dog down a Skag den, know what I’m sayin’?”
“Okay, so the evac’ station is abandoned and we’re at the center of a zombie filed building. On the bright side, we’re all probably gonna die”.
Or whatever is in this video. They’re all funny quotes.
From Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. I lol’d for a solid 5 minutes:
Umberto: And I call him a little girl, Papi. Look at him, all dressed up like that. What is this, ladies night? You some kind of tough guy, you dress like a woman? You got on panties like a woman too, huh?
Tommy: What you got against women? You prefer men, big boy?
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