That seems like an interesting game… What genre is it?
Those games are from the Space Quest series, there were 6 total. They are adventure games and were developed by Sierra back in the 80’s/90’s. Most are point and click, utilizing the mouse for all gameplay, but the first three are also available with completely altered graphics and keyboard only.
Other popular Sierra series are Police Quest, King’s Quest, Hero’s Quest, and Leisure Suit Larry. Space Quest is my favorite due to the blend of sci-fi/humor.
Adventure games depend on puzzle solving and environment exploration for gameplay.
A beeping sound.
“your ass is grass” Soldier in Far Cry
“That was to close, you were almost a jill sandwich!” - Barry from Resident evil
There are probably about a thousand and one good ones in the Phoenix Wright games. I think I’ll provide them without context.
Judge: The prosecution will wait. I’m not finished eating.
Phoenix: (I’ll get to this woman’s bottom! Wait…I mean…you know what I mean.)
Phoenix: (I’m happy for you and your lunchbox bag, really.)
Max Galactica: You’ve got to be pulling my magic wand!
Maya: Celebrities must really enjoy saying everything that flashes into their minds.
Phoenix: (First a girl that runs away, and now an old lady who says I stink at doing my job…When did I become the poster boy for “How Not to Make a First Impression”…?)
Judge: Bailiff, I don’t care who it is, smack anyone who’s loud in the face! Twice if you must!
Phoenix: (Time to fire up the afterburners and hit the highway to the danger zone!)
Edgeworth: There is no way for the defense to debunk this photo, even with a bunker buster.
Powers: (on witness stand) Every time you do your lawyer thing, the witness turns into the bad guy!
Judge: This is a most unexpected turn of events… For the… um, fifth time now…?
Larry: C’mon Edgey, you were a guy once!
Judge: I’m a spoon?! I’m no spoony bard, I’ll have you know!
Maya: I once had a bad feeling that I was about to have a bad feeling. It was bad.
Judge: You will suck down the penalty, Mr Wright… and you will like it!
Edgeworth: (This is getting us nowhere…our destination for the day, it seems…)
Judge: Umm, witness, forgive me for asking, but are you a woman?
Apollo: (Focus, Justice! Time to take advantage of her! …I mean, of her mistake!)
Apollo: (If looks could kill, this woman would be a mass-murderer by now…)
Judge: Court is now in session for…how do I pronounce that?
Trucy: Congratulations, Apollo. You’re the bad guy!
Apollo: (Worst. Client. Ever.)
Apollo: (…Ack! I’ve run out of snide comments!)
Just got one from those random Conversations in Oblivion:
Person 1: Did you know that we are protected by a series of mountain ranges?
Person 2 (In conspiratorial tones): Good to know.
Person 1: Goodbye.
Thats the entirety of it.
I hope that odor isn’t coming from you.
Of course not!
‘You look familiar. Do you have your own brand of cereal?’
Also
“I hate to tell you this, but I’m insane and what you’re saying STILL doesn’t make sense to me.”
And
“Weapons never solved anything…I’ll take twelve”
“Don’t watch… I can’t do it when you’re watching.” -Wheatley, Portal 2
“They’re waiting for you, Gordon. In the test chamber…” -Scientist in control room, Half-Life
Citizen 1- “Sometimes, I dream about cheese.”
Citizen 2- “Don’t forget Hawaii!” -Random citizen conversation, Half-Life 2
“They’re wearin’ cowboy hats! Who goes to war in fuckin’ cowboy hats!?”
“The Cowboys go to war every Sunday. And sometimes Monday.”
“Hi! I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!”
grab your gun, not your dick
Fix’d
also
“GUTEN TAG!!!”
The following is a conversation between a female medic and a male medic in HL2.
“When this is all over, I’m gonna… ah, who am I kidding?”
“What do you expect me to do about it?”
:jizz:
“Oh no, the zombies killed God”
The response to the “God is dead” writing in Left 4 Dead.
“You have got to be kidding me, did you just throw that Aperture Science thing we don’t know what it does into an Aperture Science emegency intelligence incinerator?”
GLaDOS
Oh lol, I remember that one.
MY FISTS THEY ARE MADE OF STEEEEEEEL.
Also, this one’s a little complex. In Saint’s row 2, you can make your character look like anyone you want. But often when you meet friends from the first game, they ask you if you did something with your hair, and the PC always edgily explains that (s)he’s been getting that a lot . (The funny part is that you’ve had reconstructive surgery)
Anyway, near the very end of the game, you meet one of your old mentors and the exchange goes something like this.
Old Guy: Hello, old friend. You look…different
Player: (Immediately pulls a gun on him and advances) I didn’t do SHIT to my hair!
It’s a great brick joke, and like all good ones, not very funny when you sum it up.
puts cursor over configuration menu
“Oh, tweak my knobs”