Post your friendzone stories kgo!
So now that we have established that friendzone exists, I propose a new question:
Does someone with an imaginary friend have more friends than someone without any friends at all?
No. Imaginary friends are simply an anthropomorphized extension of one person’s consciousness and do not qualify as real people.
What if said person is crazy and actually hallucinates these imaginary friends? Should it count for that person?
Is an “imaginary friend” a thing? A friendzone we have all agreed, is.
Id say so… Yes… Imagination = something that is not real but is something we have actually made by imaginating??
Is imaginating even a word.
Well I’ve already posted my friendzone story in the the chess game we call life thread. As for imaginary friends…technically, they are real, to those imagining them.
If I have a friend with Dissociative identity disorder how many friends does that count for?
Looks like that psychology degree paid off 
I didn’t have any imaginary friends. I did however have imaginary worlds to inhabit.
I hope so… LOL
I would propose that as an imaginary friend is indeed imaginary, a person with an imaginary friend has less friends than a person with one friend, and a person with eight imaginary friends has less friends than a person with one friend, however, while an imaginary friend is still titled as such, a person with an imaginary friend does in fact have more friends than a person with no friends at all.
I got a friend with multiple personality disorder that shames Sybil. That’s serious, btw. I’m not just making that up. He’s gotten a lot better though.
Imaginary friends are the ectoplasmic runoff of the minds of an alternate universe consisting of lost friends. This alternate existence is also called the friendzone, but it is not related to the topic friendzone.
Hm. What does one call “friendzone” for someone that wants to be someone’s friend and the other person not reciprocating?
So, for example:
Person A wants to/believes that Person B is their friend.
Person B doesn’t want to be Person A’s friend.
Person A is oblivious to this.
Obliviousness is not necessary, but what do you call “zoning” in this fashion?
I ask because a coworker of mine is Person A and I’m Person B.
I don’t know. If a term doesn’t exist for that there needs to be one.
Acquaintancezoned? That’s a bit of a mouthful. Colleaguezoned?
I don’t even particularly enjoy Person A’s company and wish they would just leave me alone, but since we’re coworkers, I don’t want to be the person that initiates tension in the workplace. How do I get this person to, basically, leave me alone unless it’s a work related issue (though if this person has work related issues, there are dozens of others that this person could seek assistance with) without creating tension?
This person is acting like I’m a close personal friend and I basically can’t stand this person. Agh.
Haha I know the feeling…I don’t think there’s really an easy way out of it. I would suggest treating them exactly the way you want them to treat you. Be professional. Be polite and respectful, but resist feigning interest in what they talk about or engaging in the conversation if it’s not critical to work. Try a small, forced smile as opposed to forced laughter if they try to make you laugh. Gently but firmly ask them to get to the point if they start trying to socialize. Decline social invitations, but again politely; usually if they can’t get you to hang out with them for a while, they’ll stop trying. This usually works for me, of course it will depend on the other person a lot too, whether they will get the hint.
I never being friend zoned, I mean. I did confessed to girls and they rejected me, but I never feel like a sore loser and just continuous be friends.
You just said you weren’t in the firendzone and then WENT ON TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU’RE IN THE FUCKING FRIENDZONE.[/SIZE] [u]YOU FUCKNUT.[/u][/SIZE]