Doctor Freeman and
The G-Man Went to Xen and
Met Mr. Friendly
Fong can not haiku
For the love of his short life
While the others can
What the hell is this
Black Mesa is out at last!
GabeN trollface lol
played episode two
lost that race to dog, damn it!
he said lol u mad
I am hating it.
Haiku is bad, very bad.
My own opinion.
Indeed Fong is
Correct. Haiku suxxors
And sucks ass.
Black Mesa will be
when I am not anymore
the crowbar is gone.
Haiku’s are boring, Limericks are where it’s at. Unfortunately, I am very poor at writting poetry else I’d give it a try. Here’s a model of a limerick poem that I looked up if anyone is brave enough to try it.
Hickory Dickory Dock is a limerick and most all limericks read in a very similar way, so you can be pretty sure if your correct if it sounds like Hickory Dickory Dock when you read it.
Black Mesa is a remake of Half Life 1
Which is often criticized a ton for not being done,
So here I sit writing limericks
About the forum’s impatient dicks
It’ll be done when its done son!
Haiku, dammit!
OMG I want
to know how long till released
yeah, about 7.
Sentence 1
Sentence 2
Sentence 3
Seriously, what is the point of this shit? and isn’t shit supposed to be in the Ladies Club?
Someone skipped English.
I don’t think you should be here.
Use the Back button.
Actually, I write and read all day and even I don’t understand why so many people have cooperated without trolling – must investigate further.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh time to calm down.
We are almost out of shit
To talk about here.
These people don’t understand rhythm,
Not even with rules that are given,
They cant write haiku,
Nor limericks too,
They shouldn’t continue on livin’.
–
Raminator has a real pretty nose,
Her great post quality, it always shows,
But forget not your manner,
Lest you receive the banhammer,
And to ‘Banned Personnel’ your account goes.
–
Black Mesa will one day release,
And then all the complaints will cease,
But until that time,
Everyone will just whine,
And the forums will never have peace.
How are those Haikus?
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables!
<3
Those are really good. Limericks allow for more creative freedom IMHO. And yes, I sadly fall into the group described in the first poem.
edit: Also, I didn’t forget you greyscale, thanks for being the first to give it a try.
I have been sitting
Here for five minutes thinking
Of a good haiku
some faggot made a haiku.
on black mesa it was, i said
man what an unbelieveable faggot
noonem: 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. Not 5 words, 7 words, 5 words.