First annual Black Mesa Haiku Contest

Remember it well, lads. Three lines of poetry (5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables, idiot. You learned it in fifth grade).

It doesn’t have to rhyme, it does have to be about Black mesa. Go.

Checked the site today
Still “four-two-eleven” on
“news” forum. Shit.


Waiting for the mod
Has become entertainment
In itself, bitches.

Game looks good and stuff.

Can’t wait for it to come out.

And that’s about it.

It is a mod.
Not a game.
Free for all.

That ain’t a haiku,
Follow the rules ya dummy!
I foresee some fights…

I hate this contest
Haiku sucks as a poem
You are all so gay

Haiku doesn’t suck
Mankyman, don’t disrespect!
Oh yeah, topic…Black Mesa.

Haiku doesn’t suck
Mankyman; don’t disrespect.
Oh, wait…Black Mesa.

(oops. double post)

Working on the mod
Seven years later they are
Working on the mod.

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BLAK MEAS IZ DEAD!!1!
Shut up you fag it is not.
-Black Mesa forums

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Haikus about game.
Someone having sex with their cars.
-Black Mesa Forums

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4 syllables! BAN HIM!!!1!
(yeah, not really but try to make it fit :stuck_out_tongue: )

what the shit is this
its got nothing to do with
black mesa, so lock

Do not disrespect
This awesome thread,
You, uk_sniper, LOL.

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Black Mesa got into a peesa
And got delayed
And again delayed AGAIN.

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Why doesn’t RAM
Release even a lil’ demo,
DO IT PLEASE FOR ALL OF US EXCEPT THE ONES WHO LEFT THE FORUMS.

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Black Mesa
Is Black,
Like the mod’s developement.

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Black Mesa is Black
Black is new White
Mesa is new big.

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Here’s what i made,
I even put this there
Thanks for reading :slight_smile:

obvious trolls are obvious
poinless thread is pointless
inb4lock

Mein gott in himmel
Black Mesa is not done
I need a drink

I’ll PayPal you fif-
ty bucks if the mod’s not out
by two-o-thir-teen

There is money involved?
I shall indeed take you
Up on that, sucker.

Gordon doesn’t need
To hear all this, for he is,
A professional [COLOR=‘Gray’][highly trained]

Black Mesa mod
What is this I don’t even
It’s out when it’s done.

I’m not good at the haikuing.

Black Mesa moves much
Slower than a snail crawling
Across sandpaper

I didn’t even learn
Haiku back in my school day
So don’t insult me…

First line is six syllables :fffuuu: .

you are… man…
he is… not man…
for you he waits… for you

Founded in 2004, Leakfree.org became one of the first online communities dedicated to Valve’s Source engine development. It is more famously known for the formation of Black Mesa: Source under the 'Leakfree Modification Team' handle in September 2004.