Fact-gems

[Imonfire]

That’s because you’re doing it wrong.

[Timmeh2k9]

@Mango Assassin

i like this thread already

well im sure this one is commonly known around but [COLOR=‘Red’]Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine. (to treat what i wonder[COLOR=‘Lime’]?)

Same goes for Coca-Cola my friend.

Wikipedia.org

Originally intended as a patent medicine when it was invented in the late 19th century by John Pemberton, Coca-Cola was bought out by businessman Asa Griggs Candler, whose marketing tactics led Coke to its dominance of the world soft-drink market throughout the 20th century.

[DansonDelta40]

@Imonfire

That’s because you’re doing it wrong.

In that case some helpful advice from a more experienced guy who is obviously knowing how to do it right might be a valuable addition to this thread.

[gugamilare]

Another thing about Coca-Cola found on Wikipedia:

The 2008 Ig Nobel Prize (a parody of the Nobel Prizes) in Chemistry was awarded to Sheree Umpierre, Joseph Hill, and Deborah Anderson, for discovering that Coca-Cola is an effective spermicide,[94] and to C.Y. Hong, C.C. Shieh, P. Wu, and B.N. Chiang for proving it is not.[95][96]

[FFFUUU]

brb, guna get a Snapple bottle cap so i can contribute to this thread.

EDIT: Ah, here’s one. Vultures can fly for 6 hours without flapping their wings.

[CatzEyes93]

Clitoris — It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure. It has no other purpose biological or reproductive. Its only purpose is pleasure. To date there are no other known body parts that can claim such a purpose.

Yeah… bet you guys didnt know I would throw something like that out there eh?

[Dr_Strangelove]

There’s another if you count a woman as an organ.

[Someonerandm]

@CatzEyes93

Clitoris — It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure. It has no other purpose biological or reproductive. Its only purpose is pleasure. To date there are no other known body parts that can claim such a purpose.

Yeah… bet you guys didnt know I would throw something like that out there eh?

I’m just gonna log that as another reason your kid should be on here.

[Comrade_Tiki]

Some vital knowledge can only be learned through observation:

@FFFUUU

EDIT: Ah, here’s one. Vultures can fly for 6 hours without flapping their wings.

What happens after 6 hours? :fffuuu:

@CatzEyes93

It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure.

I thought it was the organ evolved to trick girls into getting pregnant…

[danielsangeo]

CatzEyes93: Technically speaking, the clitoris is an organ homologous to the penis. Men have a combined organ while women have separate structures. Though, we’re starting to get into Loki’s Wager here so I’ll pull back.

[Comrade_Tiki]

@CatzEyes93

Its only purpose is pleasure. To date there are no other known body parts that can claim such a purpose.

HEY WAIT A MINUTE! What about male nipples?!? [COLOR=‘LightGray’]if…he’s into that sort of thing…

[danielsangeo]

Tiki: Male nipples can actually be used.

[bur]

@Imonfire

That’s because you’re doing it wrong.

I did say can, didn’t I?

[Imonfire]

@Burbinator

I did say can, didn’t I?

Nope, you didn’t say anything because that’s your first post in this thread :|.

Or is DansonDelta your alt account?

[Dr_Strangelove]

I wouldn’t doubt it.

Danson says he’s german but his vocabulary isn’t all that diverse. It seems to be at the level of a second year german student.

[Slyr]

Mother does not always know best.

[Rossman]

@Someonerandm

This could actually become a good thread.

Or a really bad one.

For example: My dick is as big as the moon. True fact.

[Jorma_Kay]

@DansonDelta40

In that case some helpful advice from a more experienced guy who is obviously knowing how to do it right might be a valuable addition to this thread.

Just because you have had sex doesn’t give you bragging rights, ugh. :brow:

[baconeggs]

Leather shoes can be eaten to sustain you for short while.

If you walk away from a vertical object while occasionally looking through the bow of your legs, the distance at which you can no longer see the top of the object is roughly equal to the height of the the object.

Pinch the thumb of your hand and stick a finger down your throat. You will find that you have no gag reflex.

Albatross’ can drink seawater.

[DansonDelta40]

Just because you have had sex doesn’t give you bragging rights, ugh.

Wasn’t intended as a brag, sorry. I have only had sex with one woman yet in my entirely life. It was awesome sex, and I have learned very much about sex from her, but I wouldn’t claim to be particularly experienced or anything.
I was honestly asking for some enlightenment. Imonfire said I was doing it wrong, but didn’t provide advice as to how one could have sex in the places I mentioned without getting too uncomfortable or even bruised. So I asked him to elaborate on this a little more. No bragging intended.

Danson says he’s german but his vocabulary isn’t all that diverse. It seems to be at the level of a second year german student.

Ich bin tatsächlich Deutscher Staatsbürger. Ich bin in der Lüneburger Heide aufgewachsen, bin dort auch aufs Gymnasium gegangen und habe mein Abitur gemacht. Ich habe an der Leibniz Universität Hannover studiert und meinen Abschluss in Anglistik und Germanistik im Fachbereich Literatur- und Kulturwissenschaft im Februar 2008 gemacht. Meine Großmütter stammen aus dem ehemaligen Schlesien und sind während des zweiten Weltkriegs nach Westdeutschland geflohen. Mein Großvater väterlicherseits war Preuße und kam irgendwann vor den 80er Jahren aus der russischen Kriegsgefangenschaft frei, mein anderer Großvater kam ursprünglich aus dem Ruhrpott. Ich kann vielleicht ganz gut Englisch, das ist aber auch nur meiner Sprachbegabung und meinem Studium zu verdanken. Außerdem schaue ich viele Filme auf Englisch und spiele PC-Spiele meist in ihrer Originalversion, also mit englischer Sprach- und Textausgabe. Das ist auch schon alles. Anhand der wenigen deutschen Worte, die ich bisher in diesem Forum geschrieben habe, die Behauptung festzumachen, mein Deutsch entspreche dem Stand eines Deutsch-Studenten im zweiten Jahr, ist meiner Meinung nach ein wenig voreilig. Ein Wissenschaftler würde wahrscheinlich sagen: Die vorliegenden Daten reichen für solch eine Schlussfolgerung nicht aus.

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