Fact-gems

[Comrade_Tiki]

Some bits of knowledge are worth sharing. Those moments rare, but they do happen occasionally. (Feel free to bump when some interesting knowledge hits you.)

In Switzerland, the heraldic bears in a coat of arms had to be painted with bright red penises, or would be mocked as being she-bears. The omission of this led to a war in 1579 between St. Gallen and the canton of Appenzell.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bears_in_heraldry

Yes, we’ve gone to war over the drawing of penises. You can set your faith in humanity down now if you haven’t already.

[X_Mastershot_X]

[Someonerandm]

This could actually become a good thread.

[Jingles]

You Can Break Your Penis

There is no “penis bone,” but you can break your penis all the same. It’s called penile fracture, and it’s not a subtle injury. When it happens, there’s “an audible pop or snap,” Montague says. Then the penis turns black and blue. And there’s terrible pain.

Penile fracture is rare, and it typically happens to younger men because their erections tend to be quite rigid.

Here’s how to avoid penile fracture: don’t use your penis too roughly. A common way that penile fracture happens, Montague says, is when a man is thrusting too hard and fast during sex, and slams into his partner’s pubic bone. Also, a woman who moves wildly while on top of a man during sex can break a man’s penis.

Peyronie’s syndrome is a related condition that tends to show up more in older men, Montague says. An older man’s erection may not be as rigid, but still is hard enough for sex. Over time, if the penis bends too much a certain way during sex, small tears in the tissue can form scars, and the accumulated scar tissue gives the penis an abnormally curved shape.

Not all penis curvature is a problem, however. “There is a lot of variability in what normal is,” Cummings says.

[OldDirtyBastard]

Tough knowledge, huh, kid?

This could actually become a good thread.

no

[Lolipopman]

Not all penis curvature is a problem, however. “There is a lot of variability in what normal is,” Cummings says.

“There is a lot of variability in what normal is,” Cummings says.

Cummings says.

Cummings

Cum

:retard:

[Someonerandm]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Jingles]

I noticed that too. Just contributing to the thread.

[OldDirtyBastard]

Rob Zombie’s real name is Robert Cummings. I’m not amused.
Lolipopboy, I’m so tempted to take you with me again for a couple of months.

[DansonDelta40]

A friend of mine got his penis broken by his first girlfriend, who “rode him like a maniac cowgirl”. That was back in school. Poor bastard could hardly walk for more than a month.

[Lolipopman]

@OldDirtyBastard

Rob Zombie’s real name is Robert Cummings. I’m not amused.
Lolipopboy, I’m so tempted to take you with me again for a couple of months.

:3

[OldDirtyBastard]

Anally.

[Jingles]

Did I just kill this thread?

BEES CAN COUNT TO FOUR!

Researchers have discovered that honey bees can count to four, a report said here on Sunday.

SCIENCE

A researcher from the University of Queensland put five markers inside a tunnel and placed nectar in one of them, Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC) radio reported.

Honey bees placed in the tunnel flew to the marker with the food, and would still fly to the same marker stripe when the food was removed.

“We find that if you train them to the third stripe, they will look subsequently in the third stripe,” researcher Mandyam Srinivasan said.

"If you train them to the fourth stripe, they will look the fourth stripe and so on. But their ability to count seems to go only up to four. They can’t count beyond four.

“The more we look at these creatures that have a brain the size of a sesame seed, the more astonished we are. They really have a lot of the capacities that we so-called higher human beings possess.”

The research was carried out jointly with Swedish researcher Marie Dacke.

[DansonDelta40]

Fun Facts about the human body - especially girls’ bodies

[Mr.Shadow]

@Lolipopman

:retard:

I’m sad to tell you: My ten year old lil’ brotha thinks that’s immature.

[Mango_Assassin]

i like this thread already

well im sure this one is commonly known around but [COLOR=‘Red’]Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine. (to treat what i wonder[COLOR=‘Lime’]?)

[DenDrio]

The dot on the i is called a tittle.

Amidoinitrite?

[OldDirtyBastard]

tittie?

would.

[awsgames]

The little plastic thing on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
Grasshoppers have white blood.
Michael Jordan only shaves his head on Tuesdays and Saturdays.

[DansonDelta40]

Places where you’d better not try to have sex:

Leather couches/love seats:

Too uncomfortable. Sitting on 'em naked will make your ass drown in a pool of sweat. Impossible for non-professionals to find a comfortable sex position on them.

On the carpet:

Rug burns. Unavoidable.

Floor tiles & Hardwood floors:

They fuckin’ hurt!

Car front- and backseats:

Don’t try unless your car is a Hummer.

Barns:

You’ll end up scratching your skin off like a madman.

Public washrooms:

Unhygienic, unfomfortable, disgusting, not an iota of privacy, no matter how silent you try to be.

On the beach:

Moisture + sand = ? Guess what happens to your penis and her vagina. Ouch.

Fashion store changing cabin:

Unless you can keep quiet like a mouse and be quick like a rabbit, don’t do it. They are not half as private as they seem.

Feel free to complete the list with experiences of your own.