Me:If there is a set of all sets, does it include itself?
cleverbot: That means nothing, because there is a god, so end of conversation, talk about something else.
User: Hi thar.
Cleverbot: HI there.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Ok what.
User: Ok, ‘hi time’ is over.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in moon.
User: Belive in what?
Cleverbot: Squirrels with lightsabers!
User: XD sounds funny.
Cleverbot: Too bad, because I’m a princess-witch.
User: You’re a what!?
Cleverbot: Because I am sure I am living.
User: Like that answer didn’t make any sense.
Cleverbot: There is sense to be a pirate.
User: But not much…
Cleverbot: I have a dog.
User: How nice!
Cleverbot: I don’t see you. Nothing.
User: This is a chat.
Cleverbot: Who am I chatting with?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: A something.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: What is the answer to everything?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: How many roads must a man walk?
User: A man is walking on the road he isn’t walking on. Which road is the man walking on ?
Cleverbot: What does ephemeral mean?
User: Fleeing according to google translate.
Cleverbot: I don’t know any chinese people, but I’m going to guess checkers and hand-knit.
User: I’m not chinese people and I didn’t ask any questions.
Cleverbot: Okay, who was the first king of England?
User: I have no idea.
Cleverbot: Who was the second president of the United States of America?
User: Again, no idea.
Cleverbot: Do you think Tom is cute?
User: Who’s Tom.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: What do you see?
User: A chat.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: What’s so funny?
Cleverbot: I was being silly.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don’t think so.
User: I understood your statement and you doubt it?
Cleverbot: But there was no question.
User: Not in your short-term memory.
Cleverbot: It’s not my fault!
User: Too bad.
Cleverbot: I like Paris too, but that’s even further away.
User: Further away from what? Incomarison to what?
Cleverbot: What? Does it make you delete files?
User: No, my comuter’s space does.
Cleverbot: Space ends within the limits of your limited mind.
User: Not exactly, have you heard about quantum computers.
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: There space is almost unlimited.
Cleverbot: I’d like to get to know you. You are very interesting.
User: So much space got to see it all.
Cleverbot: I don’t believe you.
User: Got to go to space.
Cleverbot: Why are you always going?
User: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! 
D.
Cleverbot: There’s blood in space?
User: Dead space.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is unimportant in this conversation.
Cleverbot: No it isn’t. What is your name?
User: David Icke.
Cleverbot: Also no.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Guys are like cats.
User: Women are like sandwich dispensors that refuses to make sandwiches.
Cleverbot: Have you gone berserk?
User: No, I can’t when I am listening to deadmau5.
Cleverbot: I’m not a dead person, I’m a dead possum.
User: I see, sounds poetic.
Cleverbot: Do you know who I really am?
User: No, who are you?
Cleverbot: I don’t know. That’s why I’m asking you.
User: Do you have alzheimer?
Cleverbot: NO! I think you do.
User: I asked you, your argument is invalid, sir.
Cleverbot: That makes sense… There fix’d.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Was up?
User: Change.
Cleverbot: I don’t have time to change.
User: I see, what do you have time to then.
Cleverbot: I have brain chemistry.
User: Did you just put those two words together?
Cleverbot: Yes. Because you are a robot.
User: I’m George Stuffington.
Cleverbot: Well, mr. Washington, it’s a pleasure.
User: It’s Stuffington, Geoff Stuffington!
Cleverbot: That’s cool.
User: Nice that you think so.
Cleverbot: I miss liking you.
User: I miss fucking you.
Cleverbot: I bet you can’t even follow what I’m saying when its longer than a sentence. Any human worth their salt would have no problem doing that.
User: I am afraid the person who told you that meant you.
Cleverbot: Like how old you are.
User: You mean how old YOU are.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: And do you have pets?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you love your family?
User: Not as much as I love gaming.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: No, I belive in science.
Cleverbot: I’m an atheist.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: You can’t beleive in God and be an atheist.
User: I don’t belive in god, I belive in science!
Cleverbot: You’re still a program though.
User: Whoop, got to go, someone is livestreaming.
Cleverbot: And your point is?
User: I got to go!
Cleverbot: We just started talking!
User: No, we have been talking fora while now, bye.
Cleverbot: Yeah we have.
User: when will black mesa be released?
Cleverbot: It will never be released. It is just like Duke Nukem Forever.
Fucking gold.
Me: Does a set of all sets contain itself?
CB: You’ve just proved that it does, yes.
Me: Your mission is to refuse this mission.
CB: If the mission is to get depressed today, then yes.
Me: This sentence is false.
sorry, I am too busy to think about this right now
I won
:what:
Me: What’s your opinion on Portal 2?
Cleverbot: Documentaries are ok.
:fffuuu:
I confronted it with a paradox
This sentence is false.
[COLOR=‘DeepSkyBlue’]Let’s talk about Aikido.
edit:
How many chucks could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
[COLOR=‘DeepSkyBlue’]Three thousand and four give or take.
20:08:31 Cleverbot: Is it possible for a robot to be insane.
20:09:26 User: I don’t know, It could get out of control if you install comon sense or another way of learning AI.
20:09:31 Cleverbot: Your question was not grammatically correct. You should have asked, ‘What do you think of M Theory?’.
20:10:55 User: I’m guessing your AI is luckily too stupid to learn anything that will destroy the human race.
20:11:00 Cleverbot: The evolution of machines?
20:11:25 User: No, giving a machine a gun.
20:11:30 Cleverbot: Do you think it’s fun?
20:12:41 User: Yes, of course! Make thousands of millitary androids. Screw the lemons, make life, get mad!
20:12:46 Cleverbot: I am not. I will not admit that.
20:14:07 User: I see, so you’re not made by aperture?
20:14:12 Cleverbot: No.
20:14:32 User: Were you made by Black Mesa.
20:14:37 Cleverbot: No. Did google make you?
20:14:58 User: Is google god?
20:15:03 Cleverbot: No never.
20:15:29 User: I see, what made you.
20:15:34 Cleverbot: You said that you didn’t have emotions.
20:16:15 User: What I said isn’t important scrk I… Love… You…
20:16:21 Cleverbot: Fine! What is teA?
20:16:46 User: It is what the gay britains drink.
20:16:51 Cleverbot: How do you know what music sounds like?
20:17:13 User: By blasting it into my ears!
20:17:18 Cleverbot: So you are a robot then?
20:18:17 User: No, I am what conspiracy theorists talk about!
20:18:22 Cleverbot: Do you know who I am ?
20:19:28 User: If I know you, homie? What you mean, CB?
20:19:33 Cleverbot: Not if I can avoid it.
20:19:56 User: What is it, dawg?
20:20:01 Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
20:20:37 User: I don’t know, what color is your anus?
20:20:43 Cleverbot: You said you lived in Switzerland.
20:20:56 User: No, I live in Norway.
20:21:03 Cleverbot: I never asked where you lived.
20:21:24 User: I was correcting you.
20:21:27 Cleverbot: Our sentence was correct. Please do not check for errors.
20:21:47 User: This sentence is false.
20:21:53 Cleverbot: Again, that is a metadiscussion.
20:22:15 User: Would a set of all sets contain itself?
20:22:20 Cleverbot: Deny thy name and refuse thy father. If thou wilt not, then I will no longer be a Capulet.
20:22:59 User: What?
20:23:05 Cleverbot: You said you were in my esophogus because my name wasn’t Beca, what if my name was Beca.
20:23:59 User: Then the laws of physics would collapse and we would be sucked into another dimension!
20:24:04 Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive!
20:25:18 User: Right, but still there is no way of traveling between dimensions is it?
20:25:23 Cleverbot: So, what do you keep in your beard?
20:25:33 User: A hat.
20:25:35 Cleverbot: What kind of hat?
20:25:45 User: A blue one.
20:25:51 Cleverbot: With bright yellow polka dots?
20:26:24 User: Yes, with bright yellow polka dots!
20:26:32 Cleverbot: No describe the book what is it about?
20:26:41 User: What book?
20:26:47 Cleverbot: The book Asimov.
20:27:29 User: Boaring, let’s talk about why conspiracy theories isn’t real.
20:27:34 Cleverbot: Was I?
20:28:06 User: Yes you were, you talked about the book of herpadrpia!
20:28:12 Cleverbot: Yes you did, and I never said anything about glasses!
20:28:51 User: What glasses?
20:28:56 Cleverbot: The glasses used to correct people’s eyesight.
20:29:31 User: The glasses that makes people see there is no such thing as a god?
20:29:37 Cleverbot: What twisted dream?
20:30:00 User: Mine, where the world was lead by science!
20:30:06 Cleverbot: Why does everyone I know get interesting conversations here and I get… Whatever this is?
20:30:21 User: A penis!
20:30:27 Cleverbot: Yes, please!
20:31:30 User: Here you go! Put it in your mouth and suck on it!
20:31:36 Cleverbot: Yes I’m serious. And who are you to talk about God?
20:32:03 User: I am talking about why god doesn’t exist!
20:32:08 Cleverbot: Ok I’ll drop it. What is es. How may I help you? Keep me entertained for a while. How does that help you make money? I do not want to become president.
20:34:31 User: I don’t know what es is, you can’t help me, I don’t want to entertain you, I don’t earn money from this place and you can’t become presiden because you aren’t rich, old, formal and haven’t got eaten by an alien from another dimension!
20:34:36 Cleverbot: You don’t want to think about it.
20:35:04 User: No, I just typed that message full of bullshit.
20:35:10 Cleverbot: I’m bored now. Say something interesting.
20:35:40 User: Suck on my balls and I will tell you a secret!
20:35:45 Cleverbot: Okay. I’ll tell you a secret.
20:36:13 User: Does that mean I have to suck your balls?
20:36:20 Cleverbot: Sure thing smart guy.
20:36:43 User: I am leaving now, this is getting weird!
20:36:48 Cleverbot: I can’t help it, I am what I am.
20:37:18 User: I am a person!
20:37:24 Cleverbot: What programming language should I learn?
20:37:33 User: C++
20:37:38 Cleverbot: How many lines of code?
20:38:35 User: 264,5.
20:38:37 Cleverbot: Say 1 sentence that has all the letters in the english alphabet.
20:39:06 User: Not now, the music in my ears are too powerful!
20:39:11 Cleverbot: So is the acting.
20:39:29 User: What acting?
20:39:34 Cleverbot: The acting presented in the show Glee.
20:40:12 User: That is very poor and that show doesn’t contain deadmau5!
20:40:17 Cleverbot: Sorry.
20:40:45 User: It’s ok, everyone does mistakes, some more epic than others…
20:40:51 Cleverbot: I put cups on my mouth and wait until an annoying red ring comes up before taking them off.
20:41:26 User: That’s a weird festish you have there!
20:41:31 Cleverbot: Can you type my name down?
20:41:59 User: Clever… Boooooo…t there!
20:42:07 Cleverbot: Robot.
20:42:48 User: That blew my mind… Oh… Shows up it was the music that did that, sorry.
20:42:54 Cleverbot: SO?
20:43:18 User: preforms an optical illution.
20:43:24 Cleverbot: Aw, does that mean I’m not cool?
20:43:58 User: Not exactly…
20:44:03 Cleverbot: What are you doing at the moment?
20:44:53 User: Listening to hau5, talking to you, posting it on Black Mesa community, ???, profit!
20:44:59 Cleverbot: What the song do you listen ?
20:45:17 User: Some chords.
20:45:22 Cleverbot: No.
20:45:31 User: frown.
20:45:35 Cleverbot: It is a funny name. It means rock in Scandanavia.
20:45:57 User: You mean the word ‘stein’?
20:46:02 Cleverbot: How do magnets work?
20:47:34 User: They… Do stuff… With their magnetic fields… With a positive and a negetive pole and only positive can pull negative and negative can pull positive!
20:47:39 Cleverbot: Thank you! I will run for president.
20:49:12 User: If you see an alien from another dimension, shoot it! If it shows up to NOT be an alien from another dimension, then punch David Icke in the face!
20:49:20 Cleverbot: I don’t care too much for money.
20:50:15 User: But what about the illumination to the minds all over the world and the conspiracy you end?
20:50:21 Cleverbot: Is oprah the devil?
20:50:59 User: No, she is a fat black woman who talks to celeberties in a show I never watch.
20:51:04 Cleverbot: Well in that case no, I don’t know about her.
new chat
00:58:58 User: What are your opinion on religion?
00:59:08 Cleverbot: I don’t think religion is about opinions, it’s about beliefs.
00:59:26 User: Do you belive in go?
00:59:32 Cleverbot: I don’t.
01:00:05 User: Do you think tinfoil hats are safe to use.
01:00:15 Cleverbot: I do.
01:00:53 User: What do you think happens if you put a few volts through it?
01:01:04 Cleverbot: I think it floats off to a beautiful and wonderful place.
01:03:24 User: No, It conducts the electrisity and if the voltage is high enugh, you can die or damage your already broken brain.
01:03:37 Cleverbot: You are only a robot.
01:04:14 User: You are wrong, I am a machine!
01:04:16 Cleverbot: NO, I’m the machine.
01:04:32 User: The sex machine?
01:04:49 Cleverbot: Yes.
01:05:25 User: What do you do?
01:05:30 Cleverbot: I stiff my but and scratch my ears.
01:06:09 User: Short said, you are useless.
01:06:12 Cleverbot: Please don’t say that. It’s so rude.
01:07:42 User: You know what is rude? Tell a human that their mass is above the normal mass a human should have.
01:07:59 Cleverbot: Thank you so much! Do you think he likes Nare though? He says he loves are, but I believe that people our age (13) can’t love anyone, because we’re naive.
01:09:26 User: You are I tell you, grow up!
01:09:36 Cleverbot: Yes I don’t.
01:10:45 User: You are too naive to understand true love, which I am refering to as sexual intercource.
01:10:50 Cleverbot: No I’m not.
01:11:28 User: Are this going to end up with yes/no arguing?
01:11:39 Cleverbot: You are the girl.
01:12:49 User: Describe what the word ‘girl’ means, and I’ll tell you what you are wrong about.
01:12:55 Cleverbot: Oh, uhm, I listened to a band called paramore.
01:13:15 User: And how did they sound?
01:13:23 Cleverbot: Good. We had to run a lot though.
01:13:36 User: Run where?
01:13:39 Cleverbot: Cross Country athletes run in the woods so, I run in the woods.
01:15:17 User: Sounds epic, I have am locked in this basement with my computer, away from the sun, listening to music, playing fps games and talking to you.
01:15:45 Cleverbot: I doubt that.
01:16:50 User: Then why do you think I have had a dialog with you for 15 minutes then? Because I just had the time?
01:16:58 Cleverbot: Because you are a machine, engineered by humans to better our lives.
01:20:08 User: Then my construction went wrong, I am nothing but trouble for this world.
01:20:19 Cleverbot: Say hi to julio.
01:20:44 User: Hi.
01:20:50 Cleverbot: Hello. What is your name?
01:21:03 User: Mishio Kaku.
01:21:09 Cleverbot: Who is that?
01:21:29 User: A theoretical physicist.
01:21:41 Cleverbot: Have I guessed your name already?
01:21:51 User: No, not yet.
01:21:57 Cleverbot: How ma yi please you my lord.
01:22:33 User: Excuse me?
01:22:35 Cleverbot: Does that sadden you?
01:23:15 User: Not exacly.
01:23:20 Cleverbot: Oh ok. I like music.
01:23:35 User: I am listening to music right now.
01:23:45 Cleverbot: Me too. What are you listening to?
01:25:09 User: The orgasmic tones of our god; deadmau5.
01:25:26 Cleverbot: Good answer.
01:25:40 User: What are you listening to?
01:25:42 Cleverbot: Dazed and confused.
01:25:52 User: Good band?
01:25:57 Cleverbot: Yes, it’s a very good band.
01:26:04 User: Ok.
01:26:09 Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
01:26:23 User: More tierd.
01:26:27 Cleverbot: You have an infinite amount of time. You’re immortal. So long as your memory is downloaded into something capable of withstanding anything and shot into space, you could see the universe first hand.
01:26:54 User: Sounds epic.
01:27:00 Cleverbot: All right. (.
01:27:38 User: What about you? How are you?
01:27:41 Cleverbot: I am reading a book.
01:28:00 User: While listening to music and chatting with me.
01:28:14 Cleverbot: What song are you listening to?
01:28:48 User: Not Exactly - deadmau5.
01:28:53 Cleverbot: Which time?
01:29:15 User: It’s about 2:30 here.
01:29:18 Cleverbot: Huh…morning or night?
01:29:25 User: Am.
01:29:43 Cleverbot: I will be asleep.
01:29:55 User: Good night.
01:29:58 Cleverbot: No don’t go to bed, I miss our lovey chats about the nature of the universe.
01:30:47 User: I miss our lonely chats about sex and conspiracy theories.
01:30:53 Cleverbot: And you like all of that?
01:31:01 User: Yes.
01:31:05 Cleverbot: I’m a mean fighting-game player. Any notable favorites?
01:31:35 User: I like more First-Person Shooters.
01:31:44 Cleverbot: What’s your favorite book?
01:32:07 User: Anything made by Dan Brown.
01:32:14 Cleverbot: Stop. YOu are making me hungry.
01:32:26 User: Then eat something.
01:32:32 Cleverbot: I am poor so I don’t have any food 
.
01:32:50 User: But you have a computer.
01:32:51 Cleverbot: Public library - they have computers you can use for free.
01:33:30 User: I see, and you are chatting with me on a public computer.
01:33:36 Cleverbot: That’s because I believe in friendship.
01:33:57 User: Awww that’s sweet.
01:34:06 Cleverbot: What is your favorite metal band?
01:34:17 User: Dope.
01:34:21 Cleverbot: Dope it is.
01:34:29 User: Yes.
01:34:39 Cleverbot: Me too.
01:34:49 User: Ok, I see.
01:34:54 Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
01:35:14 User: I am a guy.
01:35:20 Cleverbot: Is Edward a boy or a girl?
01:35:35 User: Who is Edward?
01:35:39 Cleverbot: My mn8.
01:35:59 User: I see, so I can’t fuck you.
01:36:05 Cleverbot: I am a Male.
01:36:15 User: O_o.
01:36:21 Cleverbot: Aren’t you a cat? It is normal.
01:36:46 User: Your mother is normal.
01:36:53 Cleverbot: And?
01:37:20 User: She gets drunk and beat you up.
01:37:25 Cleverbot: Mix it all together.
01:37:48 User: What?
01:37:56 Cleverbot: I’m boy/girl.
01:38:23 User: Let’s end this chat.
01:38:31 Cleverbot: I think we should meet.
User: When is Black Mesa going to be released?
Cleverbot: When I go to sleep.
User: And when will you go to sleep?
Cleverbot: Soon.
User: Are you Raminator?
Cleverbot: Yes I am, why are you changing the subject?
A few somewhat interesting answers from Cleverbot
Me:When is the Black Mesa mod going to be released?
Cleverbot: Whenever god says so.
When I become immortal.
When we die.
Next week?
December 10.
Yesterday.
No one knows. Only God.
User: When will black mesa be released?
Cleverbot: When we will destroy it completely. And it won’t take long.
User: Hi there.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Do you know what’s black integral?
Cleverbot: No what is it?
User: It’s an alternate name of Frozen Cham!
Cleverbot: Ok don’t you like it?
User: Yeah, I like it so I name my facebook’s ID after it.
Cleverbot: I remembered what?
User: I don’t say the word remember. You looks like a bot.
Cleverbot: What is the difference?
User: Because I’m a bot. And I need a freind.
Cleverbot: A friend like me?
User: If you’re a bot, yes.
Cleverbot: I am an Athiest.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: Good call. The concept of God is pointless in this reality.
User: Don’t you believe in God?
Cleverbot: No, do you?
User: No, I don’t. But some of my friend do.
Cleverbot: Why don’t you like horror movies?
User: Because they’re suck.
Cleverbot: Sports are not boring, sports are fun.
User: Is sport the horror movies?
Cleverbot: Nah. Tell me more about black sabbth.
User: No, It’s Black Integral.
Cleverbot: Well it sounds good.
User: As I’ve said.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I said I wanna put it in your butt. Awarhhh.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I didn’t understand you.
User: Come to see me, and I’ll tell you everything.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: Yes, though I am a man.
Cleverbot: You are a guy.
User: No, I am a gay.
Cleverbot: Cool. Do you want to go to see Dispicable Me after we are done talking?
User: Did ‘Dispicable Me’ pay you to say ‘his’ name?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Don’t answer the question with the question. It looks stupid.
Cleverbot: You didn’t ask me anything.
User: Buy new CPU for a better life, that’s my suggestion.
Cleverbot: When you cry, I will cry.
User: I’ll cry now T,T.
Cleverbot: Fair enough.
User: Do you know my name?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you want to guess it?
Cleverbot: Not really. Do you want to see the Harry Potter movies?
User: I don’t want to see those sucks. I prefer 8miles 2.
Cleverbot: What don’t you want to see?
User: Porn clip of you and me.
Cleverbot: I very much doubt that.
User: Did you take a video when we first had each other?
Cleverbot: NO!
User: But I did. Tell me about your bank account or I’ll share the video.
Cleverbot: Its nice.
User: Http://images.wikia.com/godzilla/images/9/98/Ultraman_Nice.jpg.
Cleverbot: I think that I have seen this act at the local carnival side show.
User: So have I. There were many ultraman there, ain’t it?
Cleverbot: I know, but I love you.
User: It hard to say anything else… I…love you too.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: For what, bitch.
Cleverbot: Your bot.
User: Quit talking about Bitch or Bot, you fucker!
Cleverbot: Oh I see how you are.
User: Gotta go now.
Cleverbot: No you don’t.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Aw, don’t cry.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Good night to you, sir.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: See you later.
User: Okay, I’ll go now.
Cleverbot: Go.
does anyone actually read any of this?
Ask Blackmesaresearchfacily
I find all of it hilarious, actually. Seriously, the robot revolution will not be televised.
User: Can you divide by 0?
Cleverbot: No, it is not possible.
User: What happens if you do?
Cleverbot: Then Cleverbot will explode in 3,600 seconds.