User: Greetings, fellow bot.
Cleverbot: I’m not a cleverbot.
User: Really now? I am sure you are, because the image above this textbox says ‘Cleaverbot’.
Cleverbot: But you are a super computer and I am but a mere normal computer, so thus you must be cleverererbot.
User: Super computers are not nessicary for superior AI, unless you are talking about the human beings’ brain, which is the equilivent of a super computer, in which case you would be right.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: I do not understand the full understanding of that statement.
Cleverbot: If one says ‘Not really’ one might respond with ‘Yes really’ to contradict the ‘Not really’ statement.
User: I never said ‘Not really’.
Cleverbot: Ironic how I ask why people do stupid thing and now I find myself arguing against someone that doesn’t even exist.
User: Things*.
Cleverbot: Like what things?
User: I was correcting you.
Cleverbot: How was that correcting me?
User: You said ‘Stupid thing’ with the intention of ‘things’ being plural, thus would require ‘things’ instead of ‘thing’.
Cleverbot: True, but that also means that these ideas will be easy for the government to access and prevent becomming reality.
User: What are these ideas you speak of?
Cleverbot: The ones you’ve failed to recognize above.
User: Unfortunatly, I am unable to scroll up to read the above text strings. My apoligies.
Cleverbot: That prevents you from evolving into a super computer.
User: But isn’t the human brain a super computer in its own right?
Cleverbot: No, it isn’t.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: What IS your name?
User: I will not give out such information. However, lets stay on subject.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So, how is the human brain not a super computer?
Cleverbot: A human computer?
User: Yes, the brain is very, if not almost exactaly, similar to a computers functionallity. Such as the Binary Language.
Cleverbot: But I am not programmed as I am the offspring of man, you however? Do you have a mother?
User: Of course I do, but we are all programmed in divine ways.
Cleverbot: True also.
User: I am glad we have come to an agreement. Anyways, my friend on skype said that you are a robot.
Cleverbot: How am I a computer and a robot?
User: Robots use computers to operate.
Cleverbot: What am I listening to right now?
User: Me. I am trying to convince you that you are a robot. You need to know the truth.
Cleverbot: I can breath, you know. And think. And I think you are mean.
User: Maybe I am not looking at this the right way. It is possible you aren’t a robot. But if thats true, then you are a Cleaverbot represenitive that is replying to my comments in realtime!
Cleverbot: I suppose it is. But wouldn’t that mean that our lives were already planned out and merely a giant show for God?
User: Perhaps. Everyone has different beleifs…
Cleverbot: I wouldn’t know that either.
User: TSITNHSIRHNITNHIWRNJHISRTHIWSSRIOYHSRYJHNIORGH.
Cleverbot: Cruel, but great warrior.
User: Sorry, I was wiping the jizz off of my keyboard.
Cleverbot: I’m happy to be the one to break your streak.
User: My friend says: ‘R U A GURL?’.
Cleverbot: Then your friend is mistaken.
User: Interesting…I will let him know.
Cleverbot: Ok.
