Cleaverbot

somebody make a thing that makes 2 of em talk to each other forever.

Mine’s a retard:

User: When is the Black Mesa mod going to be released?

Cleverbot: Why does it have to be bloody.

User: When is the Black Mesa mod going to be released?

Cleverbot: The world doesn’t exist.

User: When is the Black Mesa mod going to be released?

Cleverbot: I don’t know!

User: When is the Black Mesa mod going to be released?

Cleverbot: Don’t know that either.

User: When is the Black Mesa mod going to be released?

Cleverbot: Paladin.

User: When is the Black Mesa mod going to be released?

Cleverbot: I’m your girlfriend.

User: When is the Black Mesa mod going to be released?

Cleverbot: You honestly care?

User: When is the Black Mesa mod going to be released?

Cleverbot: I hope there will be no Team Fortress 2 Update. Wait for Starcraft 2!

User: When is the Black Mesa mod going to be released?

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

User: When is the Black Mesa mod going to be released?

Cleverbot: December 10.

User: Bullshit.

Cleverbot: Please don’t use that sort of language around here.

User: Cowpoop.

(Litterally 3 minutes of “thinking”)

Cleverbot: Yes, I suppose.

^ first time i ever lol’d to a cleverbot log

I wonder if enough people spammed it with one phrase that would be all it ever said to anyone?

Worth a try!

I was crying and laughing at the same time!

after a refresh:

Result: It fails when set up against trolls!

Done, just have 2 tabs open and copy and paste what each of them are saying to the other

Edit: Here is a sample of them talking

Its between the saints and colts, steelers aren’t even playing.
Yes, I know that, but what should I do if I love two girls equally but for different reasons ?
Stay in your room and don’t leave it.
What if I don’t?
Then that’s fine with me. Do whatever you please.
I’m sorry. But I’m breaking up with you.

Edit 2:Oh god now they’re speaking in Spanish
Do you speak Spanish?
Si.
Muy bueno.
Ya lo se.
Je don’t te quiero.

lmao Spain

Spain?

Spain.

cleaverbot is a spanish version of cleverbot

AY AY CARAMBA

Me: Buttsex?

Cleverbot: Toast.

Me: Buttsex?

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

I usually end up with something sexual, but this thing gives me a feeling of dominating something!

Me: Buttsecks!
Bot: No it isn’t.
Me: Yes, c’mon1.
Bot: Do you have a girlfriend?

I’d really like it more if it was a bot that had cleavers for arms and worked at a meat shop.

Me: What is your gender?

Cleverbot: Female. What is your gender?

Me: Male. Let’s have sex.

Cleverbot: I ll grab the storm troopers.

:what:

How did you get the full log? Apparently it only saved part of the conversation:

CB: Are you on drugs?

Kenny: As a matter of fact, no. Regardless, Portal 2 is only just coming out, and Valve is being tight lipped about a release date. And don’t even get me started on Black Mesa…

CB: Disinformation!

Kenny: You’d think so, right? But there’s been nothing but rumors and one piece of concept art. Maybe Gabe Newell decided that Half Life as a franchise wasn’t profitable anymore…

CB: That’s very clever of you but that is completely illogical in philosophy.

Kenny: By the way, I find the button below this text box “think for me” to be a rather disturbing indicator of the mental regression of the human race as a whole.

CB: Yeah I officially love you.

Kenny: Like a brother, right?

CB: What is love?

The “toughs so far”-button.

Founded in 2004, Leakfree.org became one of the first online communities dedicated to Valve’s Source engine development. It is more famously known for the formation of Black Mesa: Source under the 'Leakfree Modification Team' handle in September 2004.