So. There’s been something on my mind for a long time that I’ve never had a chance to really hash over. And that’s censorship.
I guess it started for me when I was watching “Back to School” on television a long time ago. I know the movie by heart (it’s one of my top favorite films). So, I was just waiting for the scene with Rodney Dangerfield in Sam Kinison’s “Contemporary American History” class, which Kinison’s character used as a bully pulpit to espouse anti-anti-war hatred and diatribes. It’s an awesome scene. If you haven’t seen the movie, I suggest you do so. It’s a bit dated now, but it still works.
So, anyway, in that scene, Kinison’s character asks the “not a fighter” Dangerfield why, in the Korean Conflict, that “we failed to achieve victory”. Here’s the scene (warning: offensive text follows)
Kinison: “You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called that Korean conflict? Yeah, and how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn’t cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China? Then take it apart BRICK BY BRICK AND NUKE THEM BACK INTO THE FUCKING STONE AGE FOREVER?! HOW COME?! TELL ME WHY?! SAY IT!!! SAY IIIITTTT!!!”
Dangerfield: “…all right, I’ll say it! Cause Truman was too much of a pussy wimp to let MacArthur go in there AND BLOW OUT THOSE COMMIE BASTARDS!”
So, like I said, I was watching it on television one day, and Dangerfield’s “censored” line came across as this:
“Cause Truman was too much of a P-wimp to let MacArthur go in there and BLOW OUT THOSE COMMIE PIPSQUEAKS!”
O_o
So, that began my hatred for censorship. I would like to hear y’all’s opinion on it.