Implying US marines are intelligent.
His name’s Darwin (named directly after the Award, not after the person). Before the Big N, he would constantly try to remove himself from the gene pool.
“Hey, I can jump from the top of the refrigerator to the opposite kitchen counter, no problem. It’s only, what, three feet?” CRASH! “Oh. Eight feet.”
There are smart cats, dumb cats, smart dogs, dumb dogs. I don’t get woken up at 5am because a dog is barking at a fking squirrel. If it is a trained dog and doesn’t bark, +1 points for it. My uncle has always had dogs and I always enjoyed running with them…before being dragged 80 yards by my arm across a stoney field 
Not a negative thing if you were a bad person. Then a large dog got into my house…my small cat jumped on its back and tore it to shreds. Did I feel bad for the dog? Hell yes. Was it the dogs fault for coming in blindly? Yep. Did my brother deserve the scratches all over his chest after he felt that he needed to save the cat? Probably because you don’t pick up a mad cat
+2 cats
+1 dogs
Don’t mind dogs, but I wouldn’t want to own one…I do enjoy goin to people’s houses with one but more so if they have a cat.
PS - Egyptians worshipped them.
Cats made a powerful ancient civilization their bitch. Dog’s ain’t got nothing.
In Capitalist America, burglar hunt YOU!
So your house is decorated with shit? Seriously, how can you NOT walk your dogs? Fuckin’ torture!
I have a huge backyard dumb shit.
how big is it in square meters? I have it hard to belive it’s bigger than mine, and yet I still go out with my dogs 3 times a day.
Oh its around 3 acres. Perfect size for a dog to go and release some energy. So in sq meters it would be 12140.569 m². Plus my dogs are probably not like your large dogs. They are miniature schnauzers and are not very big and they don’t need a huge amount of space.
haha this
Cats are better because one saved my bros life.
Cats…duh <3
here is my little family
The one looking at the camera looks like a badass.
Racial inequality has made him strong
Catz <3
yea she is my favorite <3, this type of coat pattern is called Calico, and they are specifically for female cats, but sometimes on a very rare occasions it can be male
This is not a thread for posting your pets! This is for angry one-upping for cat and dog owners
get out
I’ve robbed a house that had a dog in it, it barked at me but the owners didn’t wake up because they’re so used to the barking.
his mom walks them
someone needs to be around to protect them from the giant rats
So dolphins are dumb?