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I have never owned a dog and I’m not fat at all
Because there is obviously burglars breaking into your home every week. I guess you also sleep with a fully loaded hunting rifle under your cushion because of that burglar eh?
Nothing. But it does not remove anything either.
I got it from several peoples I know who had a dog they let on their own a bit too much.
Because I obviously let it walk on my tables and counters.
Also cats don’t eat their shit.
Cats.
Although I don’t hate dogs, I don’t want one.
Or, you could have cat which were used in temples and the such because they clawed the hell out of any theives that might try and enter their territory, and all this was done without a ARH ARH ROUF RAAHG.
I don’t know about you but if I were to fight a (medium sized) dog or a really pissed off cat, I’d go with the dog.
having an argument with a relative or spouse? there is the cat being quiet as to not upset the arguers further.
also cats are just as loving as any dog.
also lolcats.
On that logic I should take the batterys out my fire alarm because I haven’t had a fire for 11 years?
Which brings me to another point, fire!, a wooden beam has collapsed on you, the cats legged it, the dog? its dragging you by the arm to the door… or have I watched too many movies…
Seriously? A dog can rip your throat out, and if you tried to kick it’d just rip off your leg as well, were as a cat, despite some minor itterations, you could just kick it and it aint coming back, unless that cat was a tiger or a lion
*No animals were harmed in the writing of that comment
you’ve watched WAAAAAY to many movies. 
about the dog/cat fight thing, no way man. if a cat want’s you gone its going to make sure of it, fight to the death. same with a dog but a dog can’t climb human flesh at the same speed as it can run.
I’m not talking about a cat that wishes you would set it down, I’m meaning a cat that wants you dead, and wants you dead now.
Where?
Also, you might want to get that rat infestation looked at by a professional, the big ones are the most difficult to get rid of.
My neighbor’s cat ran away…
Alright now you seriosly need to shut the fuck up.
D’awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :3
Though I am still very much a cat person.
I despise cats! They don’t have to be walked you say, that’s because they’re away all day shitting in other people’s garden and killing their pets.
Cats are for lazy people, I hate having to watch where to step in my OWN garden because the neighbour’s cat might’ve pooped in it. And god rest my pet rabbit Snuffeltje’s spirit, who was killed by a cat.
If I see a cat in my garden I throw rocks at it.
Full-grown lazy-as-fuck/ scared of everything you do kind of cats are my favorite, but they just don’t compare to dogs.
What about pet reptiles? Or a walrus?
CatCat
Cats are a lot less slobbery.
I prefer dogs in general though I have a cat at the moment.
Funny story, if you are slightly cynical:
One of my neighbors used to have two of those small annoying dogs, and I live in a heavily wooded area. They also used leave the dogs outside for hours on end, even though they were incessently barking. One day one of the dogs get taken away by a hawk (or some other large bird of prey, maybe an eagle). You would think they would learn to be more responsible, but thats not the kind of person they were. Later in the year, their second dog escapes and gets eaten by a coyote. I felt kind of bad for the dogs, but at least I can be happy knowing that I will not have to hear that barking anymore. They have moved out since then, and the new neighbors are taking he fence out (it always bothered me, it’s not the kind of yard you put a wodden fence around).
Also, dogs.
My little sister loves animals, she made my parents buy her about 10 fish (only a few are still alive), a frog, a turtle, 2 hamsters, 2 parrots (one of them got eaten by my cat) and a bunny. And all that is not a problem, unless she gets a dog.
How can anyone not love dogs?
I present to you…
Izzy, the cat destroying Beagle.
My dog has chased a woodchuck up a tree.
Woodchucks don’t climb trees.