haha oh wow
^^rofl asdjnhasdjasj i fell from my chair.
Vampire Van Helsing
pros: Awesomeness
cons: N/A
Oxymoron.
I can’t help but look at this thread and think of Holy Grail.
That is all. 
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God
Pros: Fucking lightning from my fingertops! And much, much more.
Cons: Have to forfill every fucking wish by some kind of spoiled kid, my son gets killed by some jackasses that believe in me and think they’re all cool and shit.
Midgårdsormen
Pros: So long I’m curled around the human world, I bleed poison, and in Ragnarök, I’LL KILL MUDDAFUCKING TOR!
Cons: Ragnarök hasn’t been yet.
Thor
Pros: Thor
Cons: NA
No shit
Hahaha…
Perhaps he is the lover from freaky suck on the last page…
Hahahah… “Vlad, does this bandage match my eyes?”
Nidhoggr
Pros: gnawing perpetually at the roots of Yggdrasil
Cons: gnawing perpetually at the roots of Yggdrasil
Two questions:
- Who?
- Who?
hahaha
Oh that guy. Why’d you be a lizard.
Mars, the roman god of war.
Pros : Being awesome, bang Venus the goddess of love and sexuality.
Cons : Have naked statues of me in every town.
Unas
We need a devourer of Gods.
I dunno how you mfers managed to not mention Liches by now.
Pros: You are fucking badass, so badass you don’t even need your fucking skin. It just cramps your style. You are not under a curse that was bestowed by another creature or raised under someone else’s dominion. You remain animate by your own afterlife-be-damned-cause-I’ve-still-got-work-to-do willpower and the skill needed to trap your own soul either in your undead body or a phylactery, the latter of which makes your body nigh-indestructible. Just simply being able to do this in the first place guarantees that you have some high ranked skill in wizardry/sorcery/necromancy or whatever the hell power you specialize in, and you have all of eternity without any mortal needs distracting you to hone that ability to world shattering levels.
Cons: Lacking all semblance of flesh and bloodflow is going to put a pretty major damper on the pursuit of physical pleasures, though by then you aren’t actually going to miss them. This combined with the mindset needed to knowingly choose to be an abomination to the separation of life and death generally seem to leave the individual with difficulties sympathizing with the needs of those still living. You aren’t automatically evil, (some liches can become such for good purposes) but that difficulty sympathizing can be pretty dangerous when you have the power to level entire cities. There will generally only be 2 types of people you ever encounter; those who get in your way and are trampled under your relentless power, and those who are strong enough that you will ultimately push them to ruin all the work and effort you’ve made by destroying you permanently. Oh, yeah, and that phylactery mentioned in the pros section ALWAYS seems to get found no matter how hard you hide that damn thing.
Good choice, only the name suck tho.
Turf that crapass staff and get a Damn weapon!
also, I’m not gonna drop (re)dead if someone steals my pocketwatch.