If you could be any of the un-dead/mythic creatures, what would you be and why? Pros and Cons.
For me, a Vampire all the way.
Pros.
Live a very long time. Don’t do the daylight (Bleh) Are very keen on who their friends are. Are inherent strategists. Are very strong. Are good with the opposite sex. Are private, and sleep in some seriously groovy places.
Cons.
They suck.
Anything that can fly bscly.
Pros: Fuckin’ awesome.
Cons: Motherfuckin’ Voldemort be tryin’ to suck my blood.
Probably a vampire. But not some Edward Cullen shit, I’m talking Kain or something like that. You know, real manly vampires that can teleport and jump really high and turn into bats and have huge muscles and etc. I don’t want my only power to be able to sparkle in the fucking sun. Is that gonna deter the angry mob with pitchforks and torches? Didn’t think so.
Pros:
Vampire
Con:
Drinking blood is…messy (maybe a good thing?)
hitler
Zombies
Pros: Fucking awesome, eat people, create hordlings, and destroy the world.
Cons: I would probably die.
This bscly. Of course, I’ve always been partial to the grim reaper.
Hackin’ people down with a scythe and being completely unkillable is serious buisness.
I would want to be a
Because singing about eating brains in front of a mall would be fun. At least until I get my heart broken, then have my body torn to pieces and have every piece thrown into a fire.
:3
PROS: Burn down anything I want, mounds of treasure, virgin offerings, flying.
CONS: Constant leg pokings by knights and an inability to eat anything without roasting it.
oh shi-
I forgot procons!
Grim Reaper:
Pros: Choppin’ up fools like I own the place.
completely undestructable.
cons: The folks at A@W don’t like cooking for hooded skeletons for some reason.
always
Ok… you all rock… this is seriously funny
Winged one… “Real Vampire Stamp of Approval”… Tough Guy Vamps would agree.
No homo-suck-e-ins here!
Just dark and nasty.
(Sparkle in the sun… LOL Bwhahahaha - spot on.)
Nutsack… What the hell kind of answer is that?
Pros and cons please.
a Vampire, like Lestat or Louis,
pros : Telepathy and moving great distances in such a fast time is awesome
cons : no more Daylight
I would be that giant skeleton dragon thing from the old digimon cartoons i dont give a @#$k what anyone says
Pros: pwnage
Cons: hungry
vampires are faggots. Mummies and zombies are hardcore.
Mummies are pussies that fall apart when you unwrap them.
THAT ISN’T MYTHICAL IT’S REAL! :hmph:
I should suppose that there might be a few kicking around here or there - but, likely it is not that common. You seem to be an expert on gay vampires.
So, we can leave what ever sucking a gay vampire requires, up to you.
If a chick was a vamp who was hard core into sex with many different partners, would that make her a … … …Tramp-ire?
Or if a mega rich dude were to be bitten, would that make him a… Trump-ire?
And if one were an official at a game, would that make him/her an… Ump-ire?
Crap puns aside, I have to agree with Baconeggs - Mummies are light weight. Besides, do you have any… any idea how much dry cleaning for a get up like that would cost? I could accept that mummies are gay way before Vampires… Hell, the males are already in drag. (Not that drag means gay )
really, mummies are only … Quzzi-evil.
rawr Im a vampire
Im a mummy and Im creepy n shit
Also, mummies are real motherfucker, so they instantly have 1 up on vampires.
I don’t know about you, but that vampire scared me a lot more than that sack of bones.
Also, there are plenty of people who drink blood and don’t go out during the day, although they may not turn into bats and hypnotise people.
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