X_Mastershot_X, learning that he would never see the light of day again, picked up a random spoon and began beating The ambulance driver with it, causing him to swerve and run over soaringscout.
Because of that, Soaring Scout lost all of his ginger hair
And brokenfridgehinge saw that it was good.
Dammit rot.
But the forums did not see it this way, why their punching bag had just been killed, they scourged the forums on end for the next candidate and so a forum goer started a thread, a shitty thread, and thus began the cycle anew.
Meanwhile, a man in Serbia sat down for a cup of tea:
“Nedostajala si mi puno!” he said in a soft whisper, as if to a small child he had not seen for awhile. He gently caressed the smooth porcelain curves of the cup and enjoyed the refreshing aroma that the tea gave off.
He then found out that what he thought was a cup of tea was actually a
Piece of gordon freeman’s diamond cutting ass, and
immediately dropped it, realizing that such an item
was too sharp and sexy to be held.
The End
of the beginning. Next, the man, his hand horribly mangled by Freeman, ran towards
a hospital for leprechauns, and
Mr. Rogers, rising from the dead, pulled from his sweater a
lovely collection of vintage literature, which he used to
create a stairway to
Hell. This, obviously, upset the Catholic church, which chose to
molest the demons in Hell
, who filed a lawsuit against the church and won a
a coupon that must be redeemed in 7 days, the coupon of course gave them a free