Black Mesa: The Fanfiction

X_Mastershot_X, learning that he would never see the light of day again, picked up a random spoon and began beating The ambulance driver with it, causing him to swerve and run over soaringscout.

Because of that, Soaring Scout lost all of his ginger hair

And brokenfridgehinge saw that it was good.

Dammit rot.

But the forums did not see it this way, why their punching bag had just been killed, they scourged the forums on end for the next candidate and so a forum goer started a thread, a shitty thread, and thus began the cycle anew.

Meanwhile, a man in Serbia sat down for a cup of tea:

“Nedostajala si mi puno!” he said in a soft whisper, as if to a small child he had not seen for awhile. He gently caressed the smooth porcelain curves of the cup and enjoyed the refreshing aroma that the tea gave off.

He then found out that what he thought was a cup of tea was actually a

Piece of gordon freeman’s diamond cutting ass, and

immediately dropped it, realizing that such an item

was too sharp and sexy to be held.

The End

of the beginning. Next, the man, his hand horribly mangled by Freeman, ran towards

a hospital for leprechauns, and

Mr. Rogers, rising from the dead, pulled from his sweater a

lovely collection of vintage literature, which he used to

create a stairway to

Hell. This, obviously, upset the Catholic church, which chose to

molest the demons in Hell

, who filed a lawsuit against the church and won a

a coupon that must be redeemed in 7 days, the coupon of course gave them a free

Founded in 2004, Leakfree.org became one of the first online communities dedicated to Valve’s Source engine development. It is more famously known for the formation of Black Mesa: Source under the 'Leakfree Modification Team' handle in September 2004.