Black Mesa: The Fanfiction

not so sure about your spelling

wat u say

Rather gay

The funny thing is, it wouldn’t be rape :jizz:

There once was a little boy named Fee who couldn’t wait to kill all the antlions in BM. Then he got a barrel with a hole in it and asked how to make girls scream. By this point, everyone was looking at him, so he asked if BM would have lighting. This angered the masters of Level Design, Raminator and RabidMonkey, and Fee begged for mercy by saying he was from Indonesia, but he was actually at his pedophile uncle’s house in Australia. This made many forum members laugh, and others got aroused and went to spy on him, so he yelled that "brokenfridge needs dissapline " and that “he is lucky to be living, its not fair!!” He then revealed he was living in a hose with a shotgun, while Fancy Pants got ready to break into his bedroom. Then the little boy’s Uncle came and raped him and he ran away and never came back.
The End.

(Yeah, I CBA to write a serious one in a style that’s not reminiscent of a fairy tale)

Dicks.
The end.

You win.

2 days after the first infection…

A man people called “Raminator” is busy on his computer on a project called “Black Mesa”, it was midnight… the lights on his room were off and the frozen wind chills through his spine. As he was finishing a part of some maps, a man came in through the door and points a .357 at him. Without even looking back, Raminator already knew that man was the one and only Gabe Newell, knowing that makes his penis and nipples erect, he slowly opened the drawer on his desk, revealing an M9 sitting inside.

“What do you want?” Raminator carefully asked

“Shut up! give me the files of that thing now, we don’t have much time here.”
Gabe replied

“You know, i don’t think you’re ever gonna need this even if i give it to you.”
Raminator replied while slowly reaching his M9

“An why do you even think of that?”
Gabe asked while carefully pulling his trigger

“Because…”

Raminator quickly turn back and shoot him with his M9, but unfortunately Gabe’s internal fatness has made him bulletproof

“Shit-”

“You have done something very foolish my boy…”

But before Gabe could shoot him, he dropped his gun and started acting all weird. Before Raminator realizes what happened, Gabe turned into a boomer and spit crap to Raminator, he dodges, picked up the .357 from the floor, and started shooting with both guns.

Gabe quickly falls to the ground. Raminator was speechless for a moment, but then gets back to his mind and realized that Gabe’s spit pretty much destroyed all his work.

“Looks like things are just getting started.”

He said while exiting his room, beginning his whole new adventure…

Then Black Mesa was no more. Which is unfortunate because in a zombie apocalypse you don’t have much to look forward to.

You can call me, [sunglasses] The winrar [/sunglasses].

Actually what happened next was Raminator made a forum post rallying the loyal troops of BM to fight with him against the dark forces, and we fought. /oldgrandpaveteranwarstories

Looks like he should’ve kept his mouth…

…zipped.

YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH![/SIZE]

I keep wanting to reply with something witty but then I see your signature and I delete everything I had there.

When I see his signature, I lose faith in humanity.
I hate Jeff Dunham.

Haters gonna hate.

minibyte epic incoming, Prepare yourselves:

One day, on the black mesa community forums, Comerade tiki was…(next person)

Raminator’s dog.

, She asked, exposing her secret furry side.

“Why, yes!” Tiki exclaimed, petting her in a way that made Raminator Angry.

Alas, he learned to type with his earlobes in spite of what the doctors said. The forum grieved.

Still, he couldn’t fap which weighed heavily on the content of his posts. The forum was not impressed.

Wow! Three words game but there is no limits
?
YEAAAHHHHHHH!!

Said a random bystander, who was quickly rushed to a mental hospital.

Founded in 2004, Leakfree.org became one of the first online communities dedicated to Valve’s Source engine development. It is more famously known for the formation of Black Mesa: Source under the 'Leakfree Modification Team' handle in September 2004.