t-shirt, that said in big pink words: "I love
Gene Shalit
This angered thermotron MkIIII™, the Scientology alien of fire, who burned all the Scientologists for being so bloody stupid, then ceased to exist as a result.
"Holy
Shit" yelled an earthling. "Fire, fire everywhere! We need to get water from…
that convenient water depository down the road. They rushed towards it with large buckets, but unfortunately
The buckets were shapeshifting aliens, when the water went into the ‘buckets’ they turned into land-sharks, the people tried to run away but
, since they worked for the church, they tripped with their
dogs (why is there a with?) and crashed into the lake. Their large hats, however, provided convenient floatation, and the floated towards
St. Louis. They looked at the large metal arch and thought,
“My, that is a large metal arch. How unpractical” Their thoughts were interrupted, however by
Billy Mays, who, having returned from the dead, asked them to
try out his revolutionary new product called
Nasadildo TM. You had to stick it
up Osama Bin laden’s nose, then pull the trigger. Suddenly, a peasant appeared!
"A horse kicked me once, it
was named Abdullah", he said. But alas,
I was made of metal, and the horse broke its leg on me!" - the peasant then fell into a rabbit hole, there he met a humanoid lion. They walked along a yellow
painting with bushes. On the bushes there were plastic bags growing. Further ahead there was a tree with a
plethora of odd fruit growing upon it, shaped almost like
a minature monk. The fruit tasted like
something never tasted before. Meanwhile, in Arizona,