Black Mesa: The Fanfiction

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Kenny was sifting through the forums aimlessly, sipping his coffee. He came upon this thread and spat it out all over his keyboard with sudden fervor. “…The fuck is this shit?” he suddenly spoke out loud while cleaning his keyboard with a paper towel. It was a very rare day indeed that a forum thread could provoke such a reaction from him. And yet, he felt a strange sense of admiration for the new direction for the thread from the OP. A true community made storyline with variable quality writing styles and talent. An intriguing prospect. Well, I need to write more on a screenplay in the coming weeks so I may as well watch this area for some good dialogue. He bookmarked the thread (against his better judgment) and went to get another cup of coffee, afraid for what would happen next.

Somewhere nearby, a transhuman necromancer named…

#102

Bobby Kotick was raising the dead.
“Go, my evil minions, go and steal more money to fill my pockets! Take it from gamers, milk them for all they’re worth! MUWHAHAHAHAHAH!” He instructed. Just then, Gabe Newell burst in with a crowbar and

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yelled “SON, I AM DISAPPOINT!” Bobby began to sob uncontrollably, guilty for what he had done. Gabe had to decide at that point what to do about his son. After all, having a necromancer son would hardly be anything short of an ethical quandary, but hell, so was not finishing Episode Three. Gabe had a decision to make.

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But he though, “nvm!” and watched porn for the rest of the day. Meanwhile, Laidlaw

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tied up all the developers of Black Mesa until they promised to put in a musical number during the chapter titled,

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“We’ve got Porno”
Unfortunately, this meant Raminator had to release his private chapter to the world, as well.

#107

The end, again.

#108

said Laidlaw when Episode 3 was finished. However, it wasn’t going to be released yet, because

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acade still had his Gabe Newell sig. The masses, realizing this, decided it was time to

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commit mass suicide until acade took the Gabe Newell sig. down. This led to over 1 and a half million deaths, acade, under all his guilt, commited suicide. He forgot to take the sig down. Every human in the world commited suicide apart from Gabe, who just played and played HL1, 2, ep1, ep2, ep3 and HL3, as they had all been made, just not released. Suddenly

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A purple vortigaunt appeared.
“The Gabe Newell must help us free the Freeman! It is imperative that he and the Alyx Vance are not harmed!”

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but he had spoken too late, for Gordon Freeman and Alex Vance had also commited suicide. The vortigaunt used his powers of necromancy to

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resurrect Sonic the Hedgehog to kick some ass in Sonic 4. The Vortigaunt waved Sonic goodbye while a

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giant robot stomped on him, ending the game and finally fulfilling Dr. Robotnik’s plan.
“That was not a good idea.” The Vortigaunt said as Sassyrobot

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started to tell a new story: "once upon a time, Steaven Seagal was

[COLOR=‘Black’]Im not changing mah sig

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skipping through a field of wild flowers, when a large pink

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cute bunny came up and mauled him to death.

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Steven Seagal’s zombie resurrected a few hours later, and began his quest to find the bunny and take revenge.

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Unfortunately, Steven Segal had nothing to do with the Black Mesa forums, and so our story ended in a permanent cliffhanger.

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However, as cliffhangers suck, Jeffmod felt incredibly guilty and

Founded in 2004, Leakfree.org became one of the first online communities dedicated to Valve’s Source engine development. It is more famously known for the formation of Black Mesa: Source under the 'Leakfree Modification Team' handle in September 2004.