Hey, you borrowed my steam! Now I can’t go online with it!
Why does that exist?
Bringing hard to the core.
I only play with fully loaded guns.
I only play with a .45 mountain gun. Not some cheap .38
I only play with crossbows. It’s nice and simple, no pointless tension; you always know if you’re gonna die or not.
i play solitaire with a gun.
I play solitaire on windows 95 inside of an ISO file using dosbox on my PSP.
But we’re not talking about nothing, we’re talking about a metaphor. It’s quite easy to make one go up in smoke.
Ok, fucktards, I’m ordering one of those cakes with a stripper inside.
The question is: vanilla or chocolate flavor?
vanilla stripper, chocolate cake
One of these giant cupcake things with a baby stipper inside.
“That poor girl. Lurch, was she in there before you baked?”
Guys I made a special present for the party. It’s crystal meth.
Sersoft’ll be disappointed.
Very clever.
Not really. I was going to make the same joke, but he beat me to it.
Yep, he always gets in those witty posts quickly because he is just an incredibly quick and funny man.