Jorma Kay faces an empty room. It smells of Doritos and Kool Aid. A single forgotten Magic card lays on the ground. Jorma Kay falls to his knees and vents a long and loud “DO NOT WANT” as he realizes he arrived several days late to the party
Anyway nobody can beat my beyblade collection, I stole every single variation.
Why am I posting in dis thread?
Because it is a testament to the glory of human culture.
Hey, the party doesn’t start before I get there. You’re the one who’s late and missing out on it.
Hey guys thanks for inviting me to this party I brought a single can of PBR several days late is that cool sorry it’s warm.
Its all good.
Hey, thread party. Let me in.
No.
Is shutting a guy named “Pyro” out of a wooden house really a good idea?
Don’t worry, guys. I brought plenty of Jarate. We’ll be fine if he tries anything.
Wrong Pyro. :retard:
I’m here for the sake of being an attention whore.
HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME I’M ABOUT TO JUMP OFF THE HOUSE
We don’t have a house. Its just a few cardboard boxes put together.
I thought it was a metaphorical house.
Nope. Its metaphorical cardboard.
Either way, it burns great.
HOLY SHIT!! I know the guy on the left! His name is Mitch Antolak! :fffuuu:
Nothing doesn’t burn. I’m sorry.
They had a house at the beginning, but… I needed to borrow some construction materials for my new sauna.