'Cause this is the real 1000th thread on RLC and we’re gonna party hard.
Only cool people allowed.
Bring your own booze.
Don’t throw up on the carpet please.
Hay guys!
What’s goin on in this thread? B)
We’re having a great party.
Take a peek:
Well, this certainly is a cool thread.
Be a shame if anything happened to it…
Such as me getting the 4th post.
[color=black]Your thread shall fall Maxey, just like those before it.
That’s looking great. I’m on my way fellas.
can I smoke pot in your bathtub?
Mudslides for everyone!
Why only in the bathtub?
ah, cool 
Can I bring some vodka?
All hail the 1000th thread.
Check it out homies! I hire this guy to make this superlative party event even more enjoyable:
Knock knock.
I’m afraid I can’t let you in. You’re not cool enough.
breaks in
i’m bringing my pokemon cards so we can trade
i brought my draco heads
holy shit i still have a basket of those in the backroom