Yep, it’s time to join the fad. Keep the questions mildly serious. If there are any other Dutch people in here that want to answer questions feel free answer them.
No we do not eat cheese all day, no we don’t not have windmills on every corner and no we do not wear these:
Why can’t you guys stay the fuck out of Belgium, with your noise and stink and caravans? :<
Because we’re not all some retarded caravan tourists.
Why didn’t you title the thread “ask a Dutchman”
Can you understand Flemish perfectly?
Do you mind having the Netherlands called “Holland” by some?
- Does it matter?
2)Not perfectly but most of the time I can understand it. - Nope.
Every weekend Antwerp is invaded by hundreds of giant orange shirt-wearing, shouting Dutch people, why do you do this?
Do you have a mute button we can activate or something?
I mean seriously, we walk our boulevard and shopping malls saying stuff like “oh that looks nice” and “let’s go over there”, whereas you come from a mile away shouting things like “YESH THAT LOOKS NISHE, LET’S GO OVER THERE!!”.
I find this thread offensive.
It’s just a bit of fun 
I’ll say one thing about the Dutch, they’ve got good infrastructure 
Believe me, I find them annoying as well. Luckily, not every Dutchman is like that. Sure, there are alot of those massive idiots but not everyone is like that.
Denmark > Netherlands
They have LEGOLAND, what do you have, besides dragons that aren’t made of LEGO bricks?
Wouldn’t expect any less from you, you seem to always have a stick up your ass.
d00d wat, I grew up with LEGO in Holland, if there’s one thing Dutch people like - it’s either LEGO, house music or 80’s horror movies. 
I think my attempts at sarcasm have gone too far.
do you smoke pot just because it’s legal?
I think there’d be a lot more people who smoke pot just because it’s illegal.
Then again, I’m not dutch, so I have no idea.
No, Winged’s attempts at being a dick have gone too far.
It was irony this time, anyway.
What’s your take on the current political situation? I heard there were multiple candidates for the prime minister job. Belgium is currently screwed in terms of politics, hopefully they’ll fall as well so we can vote someone better into office.
Alcohol is legal in the United States. Does everyone drink alcohol?