Hint? This is the bloody fucking gospel.
Basically, it’s pretty easy to sum up. If you hate anime, then just take a moment and stop, and ask yourself something:
Have you ever actually watched a GOOD anime? Not the mainstream crap like Pokemon and Naruto and Bleach and DBZ that have long since thrown away any semblance of quality in order to appeal to the masses. I’ve enjoyed this stuff, but I’m not even going to try to argue that it’s higher quality than any other kids cartoon out there.
I’m also not talking about the hyper pretentious bullcrap like neon genesis evangelion, Akira, Blue Gender, and even cowboy beebop to some extent either. They may be better quality, but it’s still full of so much shit it makes me choke sometimes.
The good stuff falls somewhere in between: Paranoia Agent is fucking awesome, Trigun is also awesome (which is probably why it’s constantly getting mentioned here), Howl’s Moving Castle is a strong contender which I’d even put above Princess Mononoke and Spirited Away, the Oh My Goddess! OAVs are good but only get you 5 episodes, Ah My Goddess is kinda like a retcon of the series that draws more deeply from the manga, the first 5 seasons of Ranma 1/2 are pretty good though it doesn’t really escape the anime cliche’s at that much but it also was one of the older animes that was around before those cliches WERE cliches, History’s Strongest Disciple Kenichi is another one that has many cliches but still is enjoyable. Avatar: the last airbender is technically an american cartoon, but there’s some heavy anime influence there.
Most of this all boils down to the fact that while there might not be MUCH of a story to anime, there still usually is one. Most american cartoons typically have no overall storyline that would require an episode order, so no character growth, no characters coming in and out, and usually no sense of accomplishment as everything gets reset back to square one by the end of every episode.
Sorta like how in american cartoons when a character sees something surprising their eyes get big and pop out.