“Because Screw Magnusson, That’s Why” - Blow up the casserole in Chapter 1, then shoot the microwave when you come back to the break room.
A better name for that achievement would be “I’ve Seen Enough Hentai…”
“mercy” kill security guard in the blast pit before the tentacle gets a chance.
“fucked” get fucked by tentacle monster
“modern gamefare” win all quick time events
“shooter lol” aim down all the sights
Premature Teleportation: Jump into the Lambda Core before it is fully prepared for your departure to Xen.
Missed the Train: Jump into the Lambda Core after the opportune moment has passed.
Third Time’s the Charm!: Achieve ‘Premature Teleportation’ and ‘Missed the Train’ back to back.
“Times up Mr Freeman”: Ignore Gmans offer and lose the game.
Fuck: Turn Gman down, still win game
[COLOR=‘Red’]FAIL - Accept G-Man’s offer at the end and yet lose the game
Inspired by Red Vs Blue
Chupa-thingy: get killed by the Tentacle outside the testing facility
Covered in black stuff: successfully solve the Portal puzzle in the lambda complex
“What’s The Password?”: Access the Weapon/ammo cache in Office Complex
Headlight Fluid: Capture The enemy flag without taking damage
Elbow Grease: Your team gets 3 Captures in a row without having any players on your own team die.
[COLOR=‘DarkOrange’]Good Samaritan - Wait outside test chamber for scientist to revive security guard after Resonance Cascade Incident.
That would be friggin awesome! I wonder if devs could put a pickable beer bottle in that locker. Maybe even animate Freeman taking a sip =]
No, you have to take it with you to Xen with you.
this one is a joke:
Doctor Who?: Find the TARDIS
[COLOR=‘orange’]Achievment Unlocked: Little Rocket… Beer.
make it an equipped weapon. just if you select it and fire it throws the bottle and smashes. that way it make sense if you have to carry it to xen. then you hurl it at Gonarch because beer melts her for some reason.
Alcohol is like fucking acid against that giant testicle.
[COLOR=‘DarkOrange’]I Don’t Wanna Play This Anymore…: Hit the space bar immediately after seeing the first headcrab.
[COLOR=‘DarkOrange’]I Shall Now Eat Your Flesh: Get killed by a zombie.
[COLOR=‘DarkOrange’]Goomba-Stomping: Jump on a player/enemy’s head.
[COLOR=‘DarkOrange’]&%$#!!!: Die XX times in the same level.
[COLOR=‘DarkOrange’]See You In Hell: Lead a ally into a enemy and the enemy kills you.
[COLOR=‘DarkOrange’]Alyx?: Find the secret poster of Alyx.
[COLOR=‘DarkOrange’]You Look So Lovely…: Find the secret gravity gun in water.
[COLOR=‘DarkOrange’]Now, Off With Him!: Lead an enemy into a trap.
[COLOR=‘DarkOrange’]The G-Man Hater: Waste XX minutes hitting/shooting G-Man.
[COLOR=‘DarkOrange’]Dr. Hax Returns!: Activate sv_cheats 1 in console.
[COLOR=‘DarkOrange’]Sacred Runner: Beat the game without killing any enemies or allies.
[COLOR=‘DarkOrange’]Now Son, Don’t Touch That PC: Kill a NPC using his computer.
[COLOR=‘DarkOrange’]The Not-So Freeman: Use noclip in console and beat every level with it.
Don’t you mean Tentacle?
No, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t mean tentacle.
Yes I have, and i know it’s not Testicle because that’s… well lets not go there.