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Fire all the bullets
i believe i can xen - spread your wings and fly away. complete xen without falling to your death.
Messiah - Finish the game without taking any damage
Hoardin’ Freeman: Move 5 physics objects into your locker.
Free Of Charge: Do not take any damage from Nihilanth.
By now, every single achievement possible is somewhere in this 90-page long thread. When the mod gets released there will be a huge chorus of “I KNEW IT!”
Degree in Theoretical-Face-Smashing: Go through all of Black Mesa only using the crowbar (mounted turrets, cannons, and rockets are allowed).
[COLOR=‘DarkOrange’]“Blast it!.. with what?”
Finish the “We’ve got hostiles!” chapter, without equipping the MP5.
“They can’t be enjoying this either”
Finish unforeseen consequences without harming anything other than headcrabs.
[COLOR=‘Red’]Gordan [COLOR=‘red’]Loves [COLOR=‘red’]a [COLOR=‘red’]Dose [COLOR=‘red’]Of [COLOR=‘red’]Sarcasm - make a scientist the test subject. get a scientist killed by a grunt, vortigaunt and turret.
Quickdraw
Destroy 2 floor sentries before one of them fires a round.
Explosions do not count.
There, I have contributed my first mumbo jumbo of a post.
“Do Not Use Elevators” -Kill the two scientists near the start of “Unforseen Consequences”
“Badass Pool Boy” -Kill every Ichthyosaur
“Anti-Scurvy Machine” -Get a soda from every vending machine in the game
[COLOR=‘Orange’]Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are - Kill every sniper in the game (including the one hiding outside near the satellite delivery rocket).
[COLOR=‘Orange’]Vortiphile - Do not kill any vortigaunt in the game.
[COLOR=‘Orange’]Xenophile - Do not kill any Xenian alien in Black Mesa (achievement received as soon as you go into Xen – Story related alien deaths not included such as the Tentacles).
[COLOR=‘Orange’]There’s No Place Like Gnome – Take Garden Gnome on a tour of Black Mesa. (Just kidding)
[COLOR=‘Orange’]500 Counts of Self Defense – Kill every human being in the game (some story-related characters must be killed after they trigger whatever they need to do so you can advance–unkillable humans such as in the beginning of the game or the scientist that opens the way to Xen not included)
high pint of your career - locate Barney Calhoon’s locker in unforeseen consequences and take what is owed.
[COLOR=‘DarkOrange’]Chuck Norris Has A Crowbar
Beating the whole game only with a crowbar. 
If you were a functional and intelligent being, you would have noticed that the very first post of this page is the same thing.
How the fuck can new kids never learn the concept of ‘reading before posting’?
Don’t feel too high and mighty, guy. I’m fairly certain that particular idea has been shared at least one million times in this thread.
yeah. 90 pages.
Sure, cool. Read em all. Go do it. I want a 3 page summary by next week.
Over 9000
Shoot over 9000 bullets from the 9mm handgun
pistol and sub machine gun use the same ammo. does it count if i just spray my smg?
I like where this is going: Stay in the tentacle pit without being killed for 5 minutes.
You pervert, you.