100 things HL tought us

Half-Life Series
#441

BLASPHEMY!!!

#442

SPOILER!

wait, what?

#443

If there is a big red button with glass over it, not only are the chances with you that you should push it; you MUST push it.

#444

That explains everything! :bulb:

#445

Even a Bradley’s missiles can get guided back by a rocket launcher, even without laser technology in them.

Top Secret facilities that need super high security hire mentally challenged/obese guards.

Crowbars are the ultimate tools of destruction.

#446

  1. when you destroy a big or a small woodbox, the wood turns into pieces, disapears and something usefull appears on the floor!

  2. The H.E.V. suit don’t make you fly!

#447

You can take on scores of aliens, highly trained marines, and an entire race of beings capable of subduing the Earth in less time than an average workday with many powerful weapons…but a locked wooden door or a chest high wall will be your worst nightmare.

#448

If your surname is Freeman you should suspect that you’re able to kill anything in your path with a crowbar.
Also. You can turn down the difficulty of your life with a switch in the options menu :stuck_out_tongue:

#449
  1. That Headcrabs like to fly into space.
#450
  1. That it is vital to get a garden gnome to join its epic adventure!
#451
  1. that organs, regardless of owner & surface are covered with an unknown, extremely slippery substance.
#452
  1. The fact that the nanosuit beats the HEV suit
#453

Dunno, the HEV doesn’t drain energy every time you press a button.

#454

Holy necropost batman.

#455
  1. the fact that we can see only Gordons hands and nothing else ( feet, face in the mirror etc. )
  2. the fact that even without saying a word, you “can make all the difference in the world” … :smiley:
#456
  1. That upon aquiring Freeman, you must let your squad know as loudly as possible.
#457
  1. That a single crowbar is worth over 9000 words.
  2. That MP5s and high-definition M4s are wildly inaccurate unless your target is directly in front of you, even when firing one shot at a time, despite what I previously thought.
  3. That handguns are infinitely more accurate than weapons with longer barrels, such as MP5s and M4s–even at extreme ranges–despite what I previously thought.
  4. That tranquilizer darts are extremely effective against alien species.
  5. That instead of being blown to bits, firing a rocket at your feet–or setting off any explosion–whilst jumping, while still damaging, can propel you great distances and even be advantageous.
  6. That pop not only isn’t bad for you, but rather has positive healing properties (Only faggots say soda).
  7. That grenades can be loaded into and fired from a barrel that is smaller than the grenade itself.
  8. That flares, when lit, can engulf a zombie entirely in flames with a simple touch.
  9. That zombines can maintain enough sense/curiosity and dexterity in their fingers to pull the pin on a grenade, but can’t open a door by slapping the handle.
#458

Idk. pop sounds pretty gay.

I mean “pop”? How the fuck in any way does that sound masculine?

That’s like saying “slither” sounds masculine. Or “quest”

quest is a really effeminate word.

377: when used on the dead, a crowbar has a higher rate of fire than a minigun. Probably already said. I don’t give a fuck.

#459

378: Men in blue populate the interdimensional rift.
379: 50% of scientists look exactly like Einstein
380: Barnacles are really these alien beings that suck people up into their mouths

#460

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