- You have to hit a door with your head to make it open
- The best trap in the world is to leave a grenade at the ground and run away. If anyone notices you, just stand still and act like nothing.
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The military loves explosives crates. So much, that they set up camp in front of piles of them.
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All games have to include a train at the begining, no matter what.
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You can move completely unencumbered in a hazard suit.
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A hazard suit uses auxiliary power to power some sort of electrical armor?
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Don’t worry when you look down and your legs aren’t there, that’s natural and you don’t need to see a doctor.
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The accuracy of a 9mm is pinpoint at 300+ yards, and bullets don’t have any drop no matter how far your shooting.
- Fan-girls (yes, you) will go completely bonaners over an update in graphics applied to the same storyline.
- Being a cockroach on the forums raises the danger of getting banned at least 50 %
- Being a TROLLING cockroach adds another 50 % to that.
- The U.S military is actually a bunch of pirates.
335: People who work in a high tech underground laboratory are rich enough to just leave boxes full of uranium lying around anywhere.
- Scientists are always forced to wear ridiculous ties, excluding Gordon Freeman, who has an HEV Suit.
- But no helmet.
- Because in New Mexico, there’s no such thing as brain cancer.
LazySunday seiously your sig is going to make my head explode :S
Yes, keep on watching. You are one of the millions who will be victims for my quest of WORLD DOMINATION!
Either that, or you’re terrified of Asians eating marshmallows.
BOTH!
That boxes, whether metallic or not, don’t have to obey the laws of momentum. That you can kill anything with a crowbar and it wont do anything but flop around. That the government isn’t going to help you. That plants can get BIG. That security guards never keep promises when it comes to alcohol, no matter how many times you save them. That these same security guards are, in fact, an almost extinct species, where once, there was an entire species of identical fat guys. That you can walk through electrical water in a completely metal suit, and won’t die.
That if you come across a crazy man in an abandoned, zombie infested town, it is your duty to follow him. Even if he has laid deadly obstacles all over said town. That all your best friends are invincible, and-whether you want to or not-you will lower your weapon.
The worst of injuries can be fixed with a syringe full of green liquid.
Armored Personnel Carriers do not need windscreens.
A democracy (the US) can be turned into a communist prison worse than Russia(the combine)in 20 years from today. We can advance our technology to pulse-prepelled bullets, Phaser gates that metal can only pass through, and hover vehicles that can move over land.A whole population of a country can only have brown eyes except for a mysterious blue suited man who can get places where you cant who looks the same for the 20 years.
I don’t think that was just the US, and we weren’t responsible for these advances.
What the hell are you talking about?