-Having non-gamer wifey walk past me, see what site I was on, and say “Isn’t that crap OUT yet?” Then smacking the wife for saying anything about a game at all.
-Checking the forums on my phone while in an interview with an Office of Civil Rights investigation lawyer (knitting my brow and nodding slowly…), then getting in his face and yelling “WHAT THE FUCKS YOUR PROBLEM?!”
-Checking in, seeing the Xmas decorations on the Main Page, and keeping it open in the background as I surfed porn while at work.
-Audible saying “Aw, shit!” when there wasn’t anything special, and having to backhand the wife for giving me a look because I said “aw, shit!” in front of the kids.