It’s name was Bruce.
Everything in Australia is called Bruce, isn’t?
I lost 
Yeah, Bruce or Bazza. They’re interchangeable.
Ay Bazza you wonna get a point at the pub moite?
Evening ladies and bruces…
The ending was to obvious to make me laugh. Also: Disney is like that. Why is the guy suprised.

Oh, wow. That’s the biggest news fail ever.
Haha, holy fuck
It started out great. I laughed when he crashed. But like a bad Saturday Night Live bit (and most of them are bad), it went on three times longer than the joke should have allowed for, and I was quite bored and annoyed by the end.
didnt chortle at all.
Well I’ve lost.