I’m not so sure about chair pants. What if I want to sit down on an actual chair. Would I need to drop my pants. If so then FUCK YEAH! Pants are for pussies!
what is it?
I already have a chair pants, I just use my laptop.
i fail to understand what this is.
It lifts food up to your mouth.
oh, thanks- i feel very stupid for not understanding it 
It’s OK. I thought it was a bong.
^ this.
^^this too
I thought it was toy were you put a marble in, watch it fall down and the air would lift it out of the cup at the end. Truly I am the only innocent soul here.
I thought its a blowjob exercise machine.
Does it blend the food too so you dont have to chew it? Damn I need one of those
FUCK YOU EDWARD!
VONE SUCKER PANCH, AH HA HA HA HA!
seriously me too

It’s funny cause it’s homoerotic!
The internet has desensitized me. Moreso than seeing a dog being decapitated by my car.
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