Or when you see one of your coworker doing CPR on your place’s security.
When you try to murder your CEO with a crowbar, then realize that not only is it not your CEO, he’s made of metal.
You play too much Half-Life when you try to construct an “HEV Mark 4 Protective suit” in your spare time…
Actually, it’s a Mark V Hazardous Environment Suit, therefore, the Hazardous Environment V(Mark 5) suit.
you know you play to much half life if you made a really big bull squid in garrys mod (i made it out of doors and paint cans) and you make hl2 enemies in spore.
No… He means Mark IV. Haven’t you played HL1?
Mark 4 = HL
Mark 5 = HL2
Obviously he hasn’t
You know you’ve played too much HL when you start seeing small numbers in the bottom left of your vision
You mean the FPS? Mine runs at 80 constantly.
I mean the health counter
FPS is for mappers.
And yet I don’t use it…
you hear something that sounds EXACTLY like a manhack while shopping at walmart and instead of thinking “gee, that sounds like a manhack. That’s strange…” you look up/around for it.
… um… no, no I didn’t really do that! eyes dart back and forth
You know you play too much Half-Life when you think that any security guard or scientist will follow you just if you ask them…
You constantly have to hold a weapon.
When, in flashlight tag, you have to balance using your flashlight with running.
At work we have an L Cart that when turned and pulled (not pushed) to the right, the center wheel makes the same sound as an energy orb bouncing off of things. Just think of the pulse rifle’s secondary fire mode being fired at an angle down a narrow corridor.
No joke.
-Kawai Tei-
i fail to see how a wheel can make such a sound.
Well it does.
it’s a metallic squeak but it’s a low squeak.
-Kawai Tei-
I see… and what is your name, might I ask?
I remember someone here used to have shoes that made the same sounds as the Half Life menu.
D:
You play too much Half-Life when you write every capital A as a :lambda:… :3