you know your playin to much Half life when your afraid of big trees that look like they have beaks
You know you’re playing too much Half-Life when you are afraid of pushing shopping carts at the supermarket in fear of causing a resonance cascade.
When you step up to a microphone and say “Testing. Testing. ahem Everything seems to be in order.”
You know you’re playing too much Half-Life when you pick up cans and dispose of them in fear of cops deciding that it’s fun to run after and try to hit you with an electrified stick. :rolleyes:
Whenever I encounter a wooden board or fence I seriously have the urge to hit it with some kind of crowbar.
Doesn’t everybody?
…When you can’t fire a pistol more than 1 time every second until 20 years after you fire your first gun.
When you look down and dont see your legs.
^ no, that just means you’re prolly obese
if you pound out the baseline of “CP violation” when working.
I hum Diabolical Adrenaline Guitar while driving.
…when you even think about buying a crowbar and not using it for it’s real purpose… 
…When you put on a hazardous materials mask and big rubber gloves that go up to your elbows to protect yourself against mold and use a crowbar and sledge hammer to destroy a rotten bathroom prior to renovating it and think “this reminds me of half life.”
[b][i][COLOR=‘Blue’]G-man is nothing more and nothing less than a “Vortigaunt” or “Nihilanth” we think right what I’m disendo.
= Nihilanth could open portals quisese know where he and a monster that would not deal with mario and let him win so easily that we diser Nihilanth not die just opened a portal and escaped from the world of him, so why esplica that G-man can go places that have been a wall and somi mysteriously.
It can also be just an arms dealer (a small theory that still tou see if I can not be true to yourself and say that it is the Nihilanth.) Spent 7 years and do not mario and G-man changed this implies that G-man is not human or did not live in the world over but a small part of time-space (a part of game shows him in a typical office chair sitting in the office more acid seems to have built by combines.
It may also be the leader of the combines that have not appeared so all you doing it with all the planets to the same or is it fear that mario know the truth and put an end to his plans to dominate the earth and its abitante it is possible notice when the G-man says “Your servises as being useful for me,” or while removing the mario under the eyes of G-man he can do their disasters to the earth, while one Gorndo ta very busy cleaning the planet of aliens from Xen. (I am Brazilian if there are any error it is because of translation)[/i][/b]
Did you use Google Translator?
After your workplace has gone to hell thx to you, and some colleague who is trapped behind some spinning butchering machine asks you “Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?/Do you know who ate all the donuts?/Stop attacking immediately/AARGH!”
You know you’re playing too much Half-Life when you jam a wasp nest on your hand and scream “ATTACK, MY PRETTIES” at the guy who’s mugging you.
I was riding the train the other day, and entered a fairly long tunnel. I sort of drifted into a sleepy state, but was woken up when the train entered daylight again. The first thing I saw was a cement wall with pebbles in in that had the same kind of shadows that Antlion heads do. For that moment I forgot where I was and thought in my head “Shit, valve used a pretty good texture for that wall.”
Then I realised what I was staring at and become quite concerned.
You know you’ve played too much half life when you dream about cheese, and feel compelled to tell everyone about it.
I fail to see what Mario has to do with any of this.
That makes two of us… O_o
…when you’re thinking about writing a book about the adventures of Gordon Freeman at the Black Mesa Research Facility.:bms::freeman:
But you know that idea is doomed to failure right?