What You Wish Your Name Was

#1

So, just say what you wish it was! My name is Joe, and I wish it were Saurabh.

#2

I like Sam. I want to keep it Sam.

#3

Hitler.

#4

it would not be a good idea to let me choose my own irl name

#5

Nutsack, if anyone let you choose anything IRL, it would be disastrous.

#6

marty mcfly

#7

Win.

#8

Jeff. Imagine that.

#9

I wouldn’t be happy with another name unless I was the only person to have it.

#10

Something that isn’t generic… or even English.

#11

Very specific, eh?

#12

I’ve learned to appreciate my own name so it’s staying as Alex.

#13

PENIS VAGINA

#14

No, your name is Patrick.

#15

Carlos Spicywiener.

Alternatively, Killfuck Soulshitter.

#16

Mc Lovin

#17

Joel Man Jansen Von Jackson.

#18

Max Fightmaster or Dr. Tim Titanium

#19

Strelok, sounds so badass.

#20

Mike Rotch Hertz.

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