What would you have done if you saw a headcrab?

Half-Life Series
#101

De-beak and keep as pet. :3

#102

say “and so it begins…” kick it away and grab a knife from the kitchen before stabbing it to death…then buying a siberian husky, stabbing someone with a gun, shooting someone with a better gun, getting lots of ammo and hiding in the secret bunker after killing everyone inside and holding up till hell freezes over. :slight_smile:

edit: the secret bunker is a fall out shelter in the uk :slight_smile:

#103

Wonder what was in my “coffee”.

#104

No problems anymore with headcrabs with this fashion item :

#105

What would you do, mount it on the top to form some kind of totem-pole-esque fashion statement?

#106

Plain and simple:

#107

Punch to disorient it, grab it so it can’t jump at me and hope the legs aren’t too sharp, throw it in my room, and ask my uncle (who also played the half-lifes) the same damn question…

#108

[COLOR=‘DeepSkyBlue’]I’m sure one of the cats around here would have some fun with it before it had a chance to head hump anyone. I’d be more worried about whether or not there are more of them, and if so how screwed my neighbours are…

#109

Okay, this is a long one.

First, I’d tranquilise it. Then, after doing so, I’d attach a stick to its back, around four feet of 2cmx4cm wood.

Then I would have a weapon. Run around and attach headcrabs to people.

#110

I wonder what a headcrabbed cat would act like… :slight_smile:

#111

It would cough up crabballs.

#112

And how do you plan to breed an animal when only 1 exists?

Furthermore, you can’t really breed headcrabs, you need a Gonarch to do it.

#113

fail post is fail

i’d probably think “wait, i don’t drink. do i?”

then proceed to beat the living shit out of it, then scare the living hell out of my neighbors

#114

DO WANT!

#115

Immediately find something to put over my head. Then I would proceed to beat the ever living shit out of it with the nearest heavy object.

#116

make a nice hat out of it.

#117

I would rip it a parts with a chainsaw

#118

Well i wouldnt go into any vents, meet people who drop crowbars on my head, go on a quest to kill some powerfull guy, get in a teleporter goto jail and break out of it, nor meet some big ant things or gaurdians of ant things, i would run, put on a suit with a womens voice and use a handy gun shoot it and kill it and meet a women, and using binoculars, zoom in to get a proper look at her.

#119

Nice necropost there, mate.

#120

if i saw a headcrab i would debeak it and keep it as a pet like lamaar

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