Spidey powers.
The superpower of having all superpowers. It would be like Superman x Silver Surfer x Chuck Norris = Me, Ultra Cheap Dude. I’d be the guy that makes everyone ragequit being super.
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Nah, that’s no fun. Okay, I would want to able to absorb all kinds of energy and release it as a beam weapon. I AM LAZORMAN
xray vision
and not the doesn’t-quite-get-through-lingerie kind either
Yeah, it goes through underwear and flesh. Then all you see is skeletons…
Fashion sense.
Nope
Did I ever say otherwise?
Mind-control.
But good mind-control - like I wanna be able to control everyone in the entire city at least. Not this half-assed, make-eye-contact, only-one-person-at-a-time crap.
derp
I finally thought of one. And I’m sorta stealing it, but whatever.
I want the power to have all the powers that I want. Like Cartman in the Ninja episode of South Park. Only my invisibility would work.
I stole rich too. Doesn’t mean shit.
I would like to have the powers of these two guys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M
Naw! how 'bout the ability to shape space-time to my will! Mwhahahahahahahahaha!! rubs hands together
oh man i forgot about this video
What in the hell was that?
Also, don’t diss Aquaman. If you’ve seen the Justice Legue shows a few years back, you’d know the dude cut his own hand off to save his son and himself, and replaced it with a hook. Then he went to kill the one who betrayed him. He ain’t some sissy boy who has to listen to fish whine, he’s the king of a lost world who commands everything within the dark depths of the ocean, has incredible strength, and skin like steel.
Also, advanced telekinesis is the best power. Like, anything from moving the stars to influencing chemical and electrical processes. THAT is like having the ultimate power, since with proper mental discipline, you can make just about anything happen that you want. Want fire powers? Learn to excite the molecules around somebody/something until it’s like they’re standing in a roaring furnace.
Flying is simple, since you can easily lift yourself with your mind.
You can be like the Vell-os, and create your own personal starship at any time by creating a telekinetic barrier around yourself. Then bend space and time to make your own hyperspace.
Influence the very neural chemicals of others and effectively mind control them. If they somehow resist or this cannot be done, just remind them that with a mere thought from you, their brain could suddenly come under several tons of pressure within their skulls.
I guess that’s a power you HAVE, though, but I bet you could BE that power like the title says [color=black] :V if you eventually learn to separate your mind from your mortal coil, effectively becoming a free-moving thought capable of influencing anything it chooses.
Wolverine from X-Mens healing (type) ability, Energy blasts and flying in the style of DBZ, Elemental control from Avatar, giant fucking blades that come outta my forums a la Baraka. And as everybody else said if those fail then I want batmans super power: Fucking rich with a huge amount of martial Arts knowledge…
I see more Ross Scott refernces on this forum than anywhere else…
noclipping + flying + invisibility would be pretty nice
Being a wandering god on earth… AKA: being Jesus + invisibility + manumipulating everything with my mind (Advisor powers?)… oh wait, god can do all that + more, so let’s just say the first one. :meh:
Ability to discharge electricity.
Ability to NOT discharge…
…foul-smelling liquid from my penis.
lol civil protection cameo
I want to be invincible, infinite sperm and… can’t be mind controlled.