I’m sure Minggut can turn this thread around like he did with the Rocket Particle thread.
I’ve been on shrooms and trust me it’s nothing like what Gordon experiences in any of the Half-Life games.
You still ignore the fact that people have had the SAME idea that Gordon is high/insane at Black Mesa YEARS before you.
It’s possible, I mean what if the stress got to him and he needed the perfect drug to calm him down, but then he went ballistic?
This is rather a joke, but anything is plausible.
I hate people going on about mushrooms like that. They make things go swirly and wonky and you laugh your tits off. You don’t hallucinate ffs.
now acid on the other hand, combined with working in a scifi-inspired facility and an overactive imagination might have that effect to some degree
But still, No
Acid… plasuable.
I can see it. That would explain a lot about gman and his appearances. You guys are taking this WAY to LITERALLY. Lighten up.
Think about it. Gordon is killing ‘zombies’ in white lab coats. He could be killing harmless people.
Come on expand your minds. Make it make sense.
what if YOU were on shrooms
that would explain this crappy thread
I didn’t come up with the thread… or did I?
no no stop, you are confusing me.
Holy shit this is SwampFox’s best post ever!
:freeman:
Dude, wasn’t that the end to some Portal map, but only with “You’re a God damned pigeon”?
Anyway, I thought something similar to this, only in my idea, he was just drugged up sitting in his locker and all this shit was going on in his head… In mine, he eventually dies from drug overuse…
Hypocritical son of a bitch.
Slunket, you said he was talking out of his ass, and thats why he commented your avatar.
Now it all makes sense…
the pills in Gordon’s locker, the zombies wearing personnel clothes, the ridiculous puzzles…Gordon was on the Perfect Drug! But what was it?
In Freeman’s Mind it’s nothing but Oxycondone…
That explains it! He must’ve taken some bad Oxycondone and then went insane, causing problems everywhere, and since he was put in stasis, he still had these problems 20 years later, but they were worse.
That’s some bad Oxycondone. I’m surprised Shephard was able to take them with only having problems for about 10 minutes before coming back to reality, but man, Gordon took something worse. And he was still able to shoot straight, so that means he must’ve had mad skills with military grade weapons.
lolwut? Shepard got cured of his Oxycodone due to Xen healing water. It’s nothing special.
I wasn’t here for that. Please, check the join date son.
Oh, and the whole Houndeye/sofa fiasco I mentioned earlier, I think I can explain. My couch arm has these weird swirls on it that sorta look like eyes… from head on, coupled with the fact it’s kinda yellow, maybe that triggered fond Half-Life memories.
And guys, come on, we all know that it wasn’t Oxycodone. Two days before the resonance cascade, Gordon’s computer crashed so he went to the IT services department. There he met a young, inspired african-american man called Louis, who had recently been transfered from the IT place at Mercy Hospital (post zombies). Louis fixed Gordon’s hard drive, but also sold him some great PEELZ. The rest is history.
After the cascade, Louis fell through a ventilation shaft which lead out into a river while chasing a cockroach, and he floated until he reached civilization. He then plied his sodden PEELZ to unfortunate members of the US army, who in turn thought it was a cool prank to invade and destroy Black mesa with a nuke, “for the lulz”. Louis then used his PEELZ money to hitch back to San Francisco, which was promptly invaded by incoming Combine. He blended into the population for 20 years or so until Gordon returned, and then the two accidentally met in City 17, where Louis supplied “combat enhancers” to rebel medics, which made them all completely stoked. The rebellion happened, and again, the rest is history.
And what became of Louis? We know he escaped City 17 on the roof of a passenger train, clinging on for dear life, and quite, quite mad. But today, nobody is sure. Vortigaunts patrolling around White Forest have told tales of a strange gaunt figure in a ragged red tie and covered in bandoliers of medicine bottles, sneaking through the undergrowth, always searching for something, or someone. Even some of the rebels have heard his anguished cries caught in the breeze over the forest at dusk…
peeeEEEEELz heEEEEre…
We can never be sure, but one thing is for sure. It’s not just the Combine Gordon has to worry about now.
I honestly have no idea what you’re saying.