I think the only reason Valve is looking like a bad guy is because of speculation. We really have no idea what they’re up to.
“I can’t believe it myself but if it’s true… Yesterday Valve updated their Valve Software website. New look a lot Mac-like stuff but that’s not it, they posted an image with something very weird which disappeared after few minutes.
Hopefully 4chan users managed to grab a screenshot of it and here it is:”
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Come on, i mean come on, why do you even post this link ?
Yeah, I though so too, blue. The minute I saw that it was from 4chan I knew it was total bullshit. Not to mention that it was ridiculous already.
Prepare for unforeseen consequences…
You know…it still doesn’t wipe out a half life game. They said it’s portal related, well…half life is portal related, since it’s in the same univers and all. So if valve would be really sneaky…
But that’s just one of my half-life-2-episode-3-please-come theories
Oh, and it both has to do with aperture science.
Don’t believe it, the original version is this.
Now you have shown that we can not be sure of anything, anything can be edited plus the answear in this one is more neutral than the 1 ones … which would be far more reasonable giving it is a surprise and Gabe Newell wouldn’t send you an E-mail where he says that it isn’t episode 3 so that you could spam the internet that Ep3 is not the surprise it’s just a slap to the face … we also might say that none of those e-mails are even real and alll were edited at this point.
This^^. Surprise is surprise, we’re all can send E-mails by a fake profiles, so its not cannon at all.
wat
I fucking knew it and no one would believe what I said, here’s your surprise guys.
https://www.tomshardware.com/news/Portal-Portal-2-E3-Steam,10638.html
“Representatives from both companies acknowledged that public safety concerns factored into the decision. They went on to say that even though Portal 2 will arrive slightly later than planned, all life on earth won’t instantaneously stop as every molecule in your body explodes at the speed of light, which is what would happen should a rip ever appear in the fabric of Valve Time.”
So, why are they delaying Portal 2? It’s because valve is picking up on the godly game project known as Duke Nukem Forever, even if it does seem…far fetched…put the surprise of portal 2 delay and the Duke Nukem Forever thing found on valves site and you got yourself the reason for the delay.
Of course this is all just speculation…STOP ASKING QUESTIONS I DON’T WORK FOR GABE!
Very true, i never thought about that before getting upset. haha. the Valve team really are marketing geniuses, i could see that happening.
No, it’s NOT DUKE NUKEM FOREVER.
On that VERY SAME page it says “PORTAL-RELATED SURPRISE”
you are goddamn moron…
do you even read the article you link us to ? …
My bet is that at the height if E3, GLaDOS will take over the video screens and the public announcement sytem. It will promptly, in its GLaDOS voice, tell all the attendees, “Haha I fooled you, please come to Valve’s booth for some cake.” The cake will be videos of both Portal 2 and EP3. Better yet, that EP3 will be released this year.
Either that or the cake WILL be a lie and the attendees will be gassed…Either way, it will be a surprise.
That last sentence made me laugh more than it should have.
Win
“Game company kills hundreds at videogame show. Wins award for best presentation at E3”
While demonstrating Ep 3, they drop a bomb. Filled with headcrabs.
And just like that it dies