UFOs!

#1

A recent (2000) report by the UK Ministry of Defense concluded that the existence of UFO’s is “undisputable,” and that it is a “daily, worldwide” phenomenon which has been steadily increasing in frequency for the past century.

The report identifies UFOs as balls of electromagnetic plasma which are sculped into geometric shapes by air currents. When one or more plasma balls are close to each other, the area between them bends light inward, causing the illusion of a large black mass.

According to the Ministry of Defense, the electromagnetic properties of the plasma also has the side-effect of causing alterations in human perception, such as flashbacks or hallucinations.

The process by which these plasma flows form, and the reasons that their appearances are increasing in frequency, is unknown.

Discuss.

#2

Sauces:

https://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article714183.ece
https://www.mod.uk/DefenceInternet/FreedomOfInformation/PublicationScheme/SearchPublicationScheme/UnidentifiedAerialPhenomenauapInTheUkAirDefenceRegion.htm

#3

They’re going to invade our asses. Period.

#4

of course its normal.Unidentified Flying Object:UFO.in other words:it can be anything as long as it is unidentified.so now that we know where it does come from its not a UFO anymore.of course i could be wrong.also:don`t double post please

#5

good think i have a crowbar.and crossbows.(i stocked that stuff after reading the zombie survival guide.I AM PREPEARED!)

#6

We should send some satellites out into the next galaxy to collect some plasma and then put it in sugary breakfast cereals.

#7

Sounds like a theory they pulled out of their asses.

#8

the satelite thing is already done.except its not collecting plasma for our breakfest.instead its an unmanned probe going trough space by "using"the void

#9

They identified it as hallucinogenic electromagnetic plasma flows, I’m just referring to it as “UFOs” because thats the laymans term for it. Read my posts before you respond to my thread. And please don’t minimod, its not ladylike.

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#10

What’s with the lack of spaces after the periods in your sentences, mr. shadow?

#11

sorry for grammatic fails

#12

And the little ` things instead of apostrophes.

#13

I said I’M SORRY!

#14

Who would trust the DoD on those kind of things ?

UFO don’t exist, as the gulf syndrom and Irak does have Weapon of Mass Destruction…

@ Shadow

Bring us cookies and you’ll be forgiven

#15

UK Ministry of Defense - not the U.S. Department of Defense. Say what you want about military intelligence, but if anyone knows whats happening over British airspace it would be the British Ministry of Defense. Furthermore contrary to your feeble attempt at analogies, this document wasn’t voluntarily released as propaganda, it was compelled by a lawsuit.

#16

It’s spelled Iraq.

Someone could toss a Nerf Football or a Frisbee into the sky, and if you couldn’t tell that it was either of those objects, it would be a UFO.

#17

how many do you all want?

#18

One per member is enough

#19

alright…eh…how do I give them to every member.I don`t have acces to every country in the world

#20

Again, the phenomenon has been identified (but not explained). “UFO” is a commonly accepted term used merely for convenience, not to be used in the strictly literal sense.

People misidentify common objects all the time, its a well-known problem of subjective perception. But there are (according to the U.K.M.O.D) aside from misidentification of natural phenomenon, daily worldwide and increasingly common sightings of the phenomenon known to the layman as a UFO.

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