WHAT?!?! And an animal can’t die the moment of conception?
Either you are birlliantly intelligent or just crazy.
Turtle Fact: Lonesome George is the last known individual of the Pinta Island Tortoise which is one of eleven extant subspecies of Galápagos tortoise.
I’m just saying the potential is there, not that it happens regularly. It’s really just obnoxious pedantry.
teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles dun dun dun du dum dun du dum
Heroes in a half-shell
Turtle power!
They’re the world’s most fearsome fighting team (We’re really hip!)
They’re heroes in a half-shell and they’re green (Hey - get a grip!)
When the evil Shredder attacks
These Turtle boys don’t cut him no slack!
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He’s a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That’s a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party!)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle power!
DUN DUN DU DU DUN DUN, DUN DUN!
Lonesome George is one badass motherfucker.
Does anyone else but me find the phrase “Turtle Power” disturbing?
I find your lack of turtle power… disturbing.
Fun Fact: turtles are animals! :retard:
Turtling until Imperial and spamming Monitor and Frigate ships is not a valid offensive strategy.
Oh yes it is. Mortars can take out so much with their spec attack. Back it up with troops and you’re golden.
I did back it up with infantry, cavalry, and siege engines. But the guy had three town centers. Plus a ton of troops that nothing better to do than sit around base until I got there, and then suddenly tear apart my army. I was organizing the units by specialty- Cavalry with lances to beat infantry, infantry with bayonetted muskets for cavalry, anti-siege weapon siege weapons, anti-building siege weapons, anti-infantry siege weapons. The works. I cut a pretty big swath through his town, but he had a huge amount of villagers trying to build the town back while I got more troops. My army was so big that it hit the max pop cap and lagged the framerate at times.
If he had that many villagers he can’t of had that big of a force.
haha that’s what I thought about too, imagine you wake up one morning and you’re the last human on the planet
I’m not turtley enough for the turtle club.
The association for blind and deaf people has nothing to do with turtles, so has a billion other things! :retard:
[COLOR=‘Black’](I’m bad at non-retarded turtle facts)
You’d think so, right? Well, he had a ton of bombard towers to go with them, so I’d always need to hang my troops out of range while the mortars did the hard work. And then infantry and cavalry would show up to attack the mortars, so I send in my troop contingent. I guess I was banking too much on the artillery, since there were ten howitzers, ten field guns, and five anti-artillery pieces. In addition, I had a bunch of anti-infantry cavalry, anti-infantry infantry (musket users), anti-cavalry infantry, and anti- cavalry cavalry (ranged units). I’m not entirely certain how he managed to blast apart my offensive, but I was pretty deep into enemy territory and my ships (two galleons for spawning infantry, a transport for getting siege weapons, three Frigates, and two Monitors) got blown apart behind me, leaving the invading army without reinforcement.