Makes sense.
What was that?
Turtle fact #005: They’re delicious as soup
Fun turtle fact-- Turtles die if you run them over with a forklift.
Ducks and penguins are better than turtles.
Turtle Fact: Zombie kid like turtles
There have been six turtles to go into orbit.
(seven if you count the one that died during launch)
This statement is fail. While there are a few reptilian species and many plant species that outlive humans, nearly all mammals, insects, bacteria and aquatic life die out long before they reach the average lifespan of humans.
Also, turtles are awesome. Especially those of the ninja variety!
fact# 6:
turtles<chincillas:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cmh72Z9ISI
fact# 7:
Chinchillas<cats:
fact# 8:
all other animals< Giant bunnies:
/animal propaganda ends here :3
Edit: FUUCK D:
fact #9: Testudines are classified into basically two categories, tortoises (primarily land-dwelling) and turtles (primarily water-dwelling).
fact#10: Both free living and pet testudines can catch turtle-herpes (who the fuck would have sex with a turtle? XD), sometimes attributed to sea pollution, or other toxins that weaken their immune system. A pet testudine waking up from hibernation with a herpes tumor on the mucomembrane of its eyes, dies quickly unless treated with a special salve.
when hollowed out they make an excellent hat for small children.
what about the big ones ?
big children
You can bind turtles together with your hair and attach them to your foot to cross oceans.
Ya missed the point. Since a human could potentially die the moment of conception (or whenever you define then as becoming human) and animal could outlive a human.
Touché!
Surveys have found that the most popular name for pet turtles is Steven.
so hows being autistic going for you