happy birthday lisa
Thank you SO muc–lisa? I’m afraid my name isn–
- uh oh this could get awkward…
better get u some depends cauwse ur so old now loool
e: its cool bro no 1 wants 2 celebrate ur birth i am ‘here for you’ we can have a ‘super rad’ party on our own or by myself idec
I should feel sorry for Fancy Pants…if she weren’t so gul-durned hilarious. One of these days, she’s going to look at these posts of hers and go “My god, what the hell was I on?!”
Happy 'nother solar orbit, Tiki!
Thank you, thank you! I know, it took a lot of talent on my part, but thanks to my brain’s dedicated scientists, the orbital trajectory was a success.
Now, some nay-sayers said I couldn’t do it, not with my limited funding and especially not in a time constraint as short as one year… well I sure proved them wrong! And some other negative-nancies said it was bound to happen, no matter what I did (since I “have no chance of becoming an astronaut, let alone one sufficiently qualified to surpass escape velocity”), but I say now to them:[INDENT]Why have you not completed an orbit on this same day?[/SIZE][/INDENT]Clearly there’s more to me than meets the eye.[COLOR=‘Black’] Like the fact I remember, while you forget, to start measuring orbits at this point around the sun.
“I don’t…effing…care”? What an amazing abbreviation!!! You really are among the top-two raddest folk here.
You know… it’s kind of intimidating to have a thread’s name targeted at me personally… But the imagery of that post made me realize: life is short, and we’re all dying slowly all the time. Let’s make the most of this moment until we can’t make any more of it.
EVEN care
also what are you trying to say
are you asking me to put on a giant animal head mask do a bunch of cocaine and run naked through the streets of not detroit
because that is my dream as well
Oh have a nice day, Tiki
congrats, tiki!
have a tikilicious tiki-day
Happy Birthday Tiki!
Happy Tiki Birthday!
…Or something.
Oh, fucking come on. Another one?
Delete this post please.
Happy Tikiday
Just another normal day.
why do you care so much
happy birthday kiki
Happy birthday Tiki!
Specials.
Happy closer proximity to death day.
Happy Tiki Day!
You have my congratulations, comrade.