Killing people kills people.
Athletes are descended from bulls: Mirror’s Edge. (the color red)
Brains are plug-and-play: Psychonauts, Sam and Max
Siege ladders were so sparse in the middle ages, an army of hundreds needed to share just one: Mount and Blade
Hell is just a short trip across the sea: King’s Quest 6
However how far are you from the ground, jumping from a pole will makes you land in a hay cart -Assassins creed
People will just camp on a spot forever just to challenge people they see on a radius -Pokemon
Common cars are never locked -GTA
Just because you don’t want to reveal your face, doesn’t mean you can’t kill badass aliens -Halo
The Military leaves RPG’s everywhere, even when they never use it -Half Life
Even if the wound would actually kill you, You won’t die if it’s actually scripted -Call of Duty
They only ask to be fed once when they are trained -Warcraft 1,2,and 3
You can train as many minions as you want without enough controls, they just don’t let you do it -Starcraft
Hitting a wrench will fix any mechanical objects -Battlefield
In an our of need, they’ll scream it out to you 1st, before they help themselves -The Sims
If a crystal is hovering over someone’s head, someone is controlling them -The Sims
However how far are you from the ground, jumping from a pole will makes you land in a hay cart -Assassins creed
People will just camp on a spot forever just to challenge people they see on a radius -Pokemon
Common cars are never locked -GTA
Just because you don’t want to reveal your face, doesn’t mean you can’t kill badass aliens -Halo
The Military leaves RPG’s everywhere, even when they never use it -Half Life
Even if the wound would actually kill you, You won’t die if it’s actually scripted -Call of Duty
They only ask to be fed once when they are trained -Warcraft 1,2,and 3
You can train as many minions as you want without enough controls, they just don’t let you do it -Starcraft
Hitting a wrench will fix any mechanical objects -Battlefield
In an our of need, they’ll scream it out to you 1st, before they help themselves -The Sims
If a crystal is hovering over someone’s head, someone is controlling them -The Sims
EDIT:Woops, Double Post!
*triple
On topic: ‘Credits’ appear to be the universal way of payment, no matter where you are shopping.
Um…this one makes no sense. CoD characters die plenty of times from scripted wounds. Sgt Paul Jackson (nuke), Joseph Allen (one pistol shot), Roach (hit by mortar, then shot)
Best way to hook up with a girl is to not say a bloody word. - Gordon.
You require additional pylons.
~SC
-When a superhero that everyone knows is walking down the city streets with his suit on, no one will care about it at all, at least it’s scripted (Spider-Man 3)
-An underwater city can be built with 50’s technology (Bioshock)
-If an army is looking after you, even if soldiers and guards have seen you a hundred fu***ng times and you were always wearing the same clothes, they won’t notice you until you attack someone (Assassin’s Creed)
-You can store and take with you many guns, ammo, accessories and some weird pot even if you have just a T-Shirt and a trouser with 2 pockets (Resident Evil 4)
-Recoil? Wait, what is recoil??!?!?!?! (Half-Life series)
-The Tower of Babel was actually 300 meters high (Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones)
-Drugs injected through a suit can make you jump 5 meters high or run at blazing speed (Crysis)
As long as the fall would only have broken your legs and nothing more, it can be survived unharmed by rolling (Mirrors Edge)
Water is as solid as rock, but upon touching it, you will either immediately fall down, or disappear and reappear just outside the water./Even if you break EVERY bone in your body, you can still bounce up to 30 feet using only your legs, and still get back up and skate. (Skate.3)
Only the minor characters to a story’s fate will remain unknown for years. (Half-Life: Decay, Op4)
You can be clawed, spit on, licked, crushed by about 500 pounds of concrete and dirt, and/or otherwise get the shit beat out of you, and you will remain on the ground with the ability to maneuver your body, AND aim better than most average people can. You do not have the ability to get up until someone (usually the chick, unless she died) picks you up, at which time all you need is a bandage, and you will be able to maneuver like usual. You can live through this 1 more time. Or you will die… unless you find more bandages./Take one pill, and you’re (usually) relieved of your headache. Take the whole bottle…And You’ll move faster, be healthier, and have improved night vision, for about 5 minutes, then you’ll return to your previous state, and not suffer any side effects.
What i meant is scripted wounds, not scripted deaths…
Some of these are terrible, Some of these are great.
If you kill the Pope, nobody cares
Crossbows were built to fire directly upwards into the air
Guns are mostly harmless
~Medieval 2
Grenades are less-than-lethal
~CS: S
Vehicles never run out of gas.
When you put your hand next to a little girl’s face, she goes back to normal and gives you a magical chemical called Adam that can make you shoot lightning out of your hands and when you shoot lightning at someone, they die instantly if you finish them off with a wrench.
Coffee can help fuel you with Eve even though it only makes you more exhausted later on.
Unhealthy snack foods are healthy.
You can swap your genes at a Gene Bank.
Even though explosives are highly rare… different people seem to have endless supplies of it.
Even if you’re scary as hell, little girls will befriend you and call you Mr. Bubbles.
Smoking has benefits.
If you take a picture of someone, you will be able to deal more damage to them.
[COLOR=‘Red’]- All from Bioshock
If you go on a massacre and successfully hide from the cops, you are no longer wnated and everything is okay. [COLOR=‘MediumTurquoise’]- Grand Theft Auto 4
If you fall asleep while being chased by the cops, you will no longer be wanted and once again… you will be forgiven. [COLOR=‘MediumTurquoise’]- Grand Theft Auto 4
You can go days (even the whole game) without drinking a god-damn thing, but god forbid you forget to eat anything in two days (GTA San Andreas)
If you are caucasian, and you fall into the water, chances are its Lethal (Grand Theft Auto Series)
You can disable turtles by jumping on them (Mario series)
If you’re a mighty pirate, you must add that to the end of your name every time you introduce yourself (Tales Of Monkey Island)
You can completely forgo the placement of roadways in your city as long as there’s mass transit rails EVERYWHERE. (Sim City)
You can become a world famous rock star by playing covers.(Guitar Hero/Rock Band)
You will be perfectly able to continue fighting after being stabbed and slashed with swords. (Soul Calibur)
Vital organs are a myth. Every person and creature is a solid mass of stuff that you just keep hitting until it dies (unless it is convenient to the plot for someone to be murdered). (Every RPG ever)
You can be polite no matter how many times you insult people, as long as you remember to doff your hat. (TF2 - The Sniper)
Children can feel the cosmos. Parents are retarded. (Katamari Damacy)
Guns are perfect machines that never jam, and are so quick and easy to reload it never takes more than a few seconds, no matter how frightened or hurt you are. (Every FPS)
Ammo is magic. Just shove it all into your pants and it’ll organize itself into full clips. (Every FPS)
No matter what, no matter how many times you kill him, Diablo always comes back to life (Diablo II & soon to be Diablo III)
zombies will attack you from your backyard, your front yard, and even on top of your roof, unless you plant a bunch of carnivorous plants (Plants VS. Zombies)
You can be at 1% health and still have the strength to kill people (any FPS)
Wrapping your right wrist heals all your wounds (Singularity)