Lightsabers can’t cut through anything except Lego Pieces (Star Wars video Games)
You can escape from Tyrannosaurs by hiding in thick foliage (Jurassic Park for the NES)
When you can run on walls, hop fences with ease, and disarm guards with the finesse of a martial artist, you can be in a game that can still be cool three years after the fact (Mirror’s Edge)
If you jump into the air and kick your feet really fast while making a noise resembling that of a constipated man trying to deuce, you will float for a short time. (Yoshi’s Island.)
If you carry a teddy bear around with you, your enemies will likely be stupid enough to attack it instead of you. (Earthbound)
You can wear sunglasses at night if your vision is augmented.
When you’ve got balls of Steel, you too can star in three Successful computer games that are produced and one that’s canceled after fifteen years in development (Duke Nukem)
Depending on the speed of you rolling on a ball, the music plays in a simillar tempo. - Super Mario Galaxy 2
you can’t flip an airboat [COLOR=‘Black’]//fail if someone has managed to to this
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There are 26 areas of the body you can injure or destroy with firearms and other improvised weapons. Disemboweling and severe bleeding occur always afterwards. You can shoot a gun or other another weapon out of someone’s hand. (Soldier of Fortune)
no mater how strong the gun, how strong the sword, how strong the magic, and how many bullets you have, that wooden door can not be broken through, only a key will unlock it.
If you flip a car upside down, it will catch on fire and explode after a few seconds. (GTA games)
You can survive in Space/Outer Atmosphere but not under Water. - Sonic Games.
Jeeps are literally indestructible. (HL2)
Falling 50 feet onto solid concrete won’t hurt as long as you bend your knees.
(Just Cause 2)
The human body can regenerate fatally lost/damaged tissue back to normal within seconds (loads of crappy, new games)
Not eating in 24 hours will kill you. (S.T.A.L.K.E.R)
touching a medical kit with the sole of your shoe will heal you a set number of hit points. (again, loads of games)
Everybody in decent shape is perfectly capable of jumping their own body height. (loads of games)
getting mauled by a vicious monster twice your size will give you a small boo-boo and make you grunt from the slight discomfort.
There is ALWAYS a super advanced lost civilization thousands of years before your time and they always fall to some dark secret you somehow defeat despite having inferior technology and knowledge
You can be as capable in combat and movement even if you have 1 hit point left, almost as if you were at 100 hit points. (Half-Life and many other games)
I learned that I’m not a scientist, I’m not a doctor, I’m not even a full-time employee. Where did my life go so wrong?
When I switched my major from physics to computer science. That’s where. I should stop taking the easy way out and go to a real university to get a degree in physics and learn myself some science. That’s what I learned from video games.
I also kind of learned how to fly an airplane from Microsoft Flight Simulator. I’m not saying I can land a jet plane without damaging it, but I’ve landed a Cessna 152 in real life before, and I probably did better than average because of video games. I wish I had enough money to do that again.
If you accidentally scratch a cop car… you are a highly wanted criminal (Grand Theft Auto IV)
YOU’VE GO-! You’ve gone too far this time!!!
Man how could I forget this one. It’s like, video game rule #1. In fact, I think at least one gaming site/magazine has called it that before lol
If you throw a grenade in a window with a girl with a sniper rifle in it, a soldier will be blasted out of the window and the girl will remain unharmed. I don’t need to explain that one.
Girls with great asses can fight too (HL2)
War has never been so much fun!
Also…
You can pick things up with your feet (I’m reminded of the painting in Airplane!(2?))
Enemies very often carry only a set amount of ammo, plus whatever is in their gun. You can’t get at the ammo in their gun, unless you pick it up (sometimes) which could be an inferior weapon anyway. When they reload, they magically produce ammo from nowhere. The same can be said, sometimes, of bows or crossbows.
In some cases (FarCry 2) it’s incredibly simple to repair any fault in an engine. just tighten a single bolt!
When you’re driving down a road minding your own business, some random stranger might drive into you with a Jeep or car and try to kill you. (FarCry 2)
You can carry a surprising amount of currency, be it in the form of gold, notes, coins, diamonds, stars, whatever.
Guess what game I’m playing