My tongue hurts. I think I cut it open on the tootsie pop I was just eating.
Suddenly I find myself wearing a suit and dancing to Swedish punk at 2:25.
Sometimes I really donât get me.
To be fair, I donât get you either.
And we all know Iâm the paragon of human perception.
OK - so the corrected math - 3/4 of a tank is 14.25 Us gal (54 L), so 88.35 lbs (40 kg), or three 5 US gal cans. And you didnât want to carry that for half a mile after waiting in a 4 hour line? How do you live with yourself? Catz does that every time she needs to gas the car, in Colorado - so up a mountainâŠboth waysâŠin the snow.
EDIT: Also, tomorrow is Sunday, day 1, which is odd, so maybe theyâve defined something differently? Or tomorrow is your day.
Youâd probably have to wait in line anyway to get to the pump.
Tomorrow is November 4th, which is even, so I canât go.
And we only have one 1 gallon gas can here at the house for filling the lawn mower. I wish I had a bigger gas can or two to walk over there, which would have been easier, but it just didnât happen that way.
Ah, OK, the even or odd applies to the date, not the day of the week.
I wasnât seriously suggesting that you should carry 90 lbs of gas for 1/2 mile. Marine and Army infantry carry that kind of weight for long distances, but they have it strapped to their backs.
Yup, and donât even get me started if youâre a 240 gunner.
The station isnât 1/2 mile away. The line was. The station is about 800 feet away. I can see it from my driveway. I wouldnât mind walking it with a trip or two if I had a five gallon tank. But it only holds oneâŠ
I donât want to talk about that anymore.
I can finally go to work again for the first time in a week. First the office didnât have power, and then I didnât have gasoline, and now that both conditions are met, I am hoping that my boss has power so that I can get something done on Monday 
Wait, shouldnât you not want to work?
Have you ever had a job, Pyro? Or do you just get by on disability?
You are sometimes dense enough where I can make a point for the latter.
Iâm not going to justify that with a response.
how often he posts here makes another point
I try not to visit these forums too often, but I just keep coming back here when Iâm bored.
I need more things to doâŠ
Get a job.
I used to love my job, actually. So yeah, sometimes people do want to work.
I wish I had more hours in my job 
I can barely afford the commute to my college much less food
I wish I had a job, it would be wonderful.
Well, at least if I got a job in my field, but in my current position I doubt Iâd be able to get a job other than at fast-food chain or whatever.
Please tell me you were listening to Refused. 
Wat, no, Ebba Grön. Iâve never even heard of these Refused.