Is that like an Impossible Hourglass Figure?
But I love pink Comic Sans :[ [COLOR=ā#191919ā]due in part to loving the girl who used to chat with me over MSN in it
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
I lolād
OH NO YOU DIDNāT
I noticed that at first, but I couldnāt think of anything funny to say 
Iām not coolā¦
Alright guys, I tend to stay out of the usual social procedures like going to school dances (in high school,) doing nefarious things with friends, and talking about girls, but there seems to be a flaw in my system at the moment which consists of me going to our homecoming dance last night, seeing a cute girl who I like, and realizing my best friend likes her too. To put it simply, does the general rule āBros before hoes,ā apply here, or do I be my usual, sweet-talking self?
Fight to the death. Itās the only honorable way to resolve these things.
How about you both sweet-talk to her and let her decide who she likes more? Who knows, maybe she hates you both.
At the end of the day, I want one of them to end up dead.
You are in high school, and you are considering tossing your ābroā out for some cute girl. How long do you honestly expect this relationship to last? I could clock my (girl)friends relationships in highschool, it always came out to under two months. So what you should really ask is, āIs it worth it to me to toss my friend out for two months of girlfriend?ā
High school dating man, not serious business.
I bet your friend is thinking the same thing.
Iām new here, but I have a problem. I went to the homecoming dance last night with a friend of mine. I met this cute girl and really hit it off with her, but I noticed my compadre couldnāt stop creepily staring at her. I think he might be interested as well. Iām trying to think of a nice way to break it to him that sheās just not interested, but Iām having troubleā¦ if you knew him, youād understand.
Any suggestions? I donāt want to murder him in his sleep but I will if it comes to that.
I am afraid this is not the best place to ask for advice of that kind, bro.
Good god, for once I agree with you about the most honorable course of action.
Youāre right, keeping his high-school bro around for a couple of months wouldnāt be nearly as satisfying as getting with a charming girl.
High-school friends, they come and go.
You said ācutieā at first, I saw! ALL YOU CARE IS ABOUT APPEARANCES!
Also my best friend evur is from school, so Iād say that, you being unlucky enough to have no friends in school does not mean itās the same for everybody.
Oh oh! You mean like two people in a hallway who keep changing sides to attempt passing oneanother?
Youāre right, the best thing to do in that situation is to just pick a side and run headlong into it. Your momentum will make the other person realize which side they should pass on.
Charm is cute! :o
I remember the eyes of a girl I used to share eye-contact with in my high-schoolā¦ man was I a fool for not realizing it at the timeā¦
I have to ask, during which years does one actually attend high school, anyway?
Reading these kinds of things are getting more and more confusingā¦
In my country is from 14 to 18, give or take one or two years. Basically nothing but hormone bags in the classroom, anyway.
āHigh schoolā generally runs from the 9th grade to the 12th grade with most children starting ākindergartenā (or ā0th gradeā) at age 5. So, age 6 is 1st grade, age 7 is 2nd gradeā¦ so the ages of 14-17 (depending on a couple factors including whether the child fails a grade and is held back, the starting age, when the childās birthday is, etc).
So, basically, the āteen yearsā. Basically.
Basically what I said. Basically 