Is it bad that I actually get that joke?
Boo, Leanne!
I donât even know why Iâm telling you guys this, I guess itâs cause through these last six years youâve been my best friends, whether you wanted to be or not. Iâm not going into great detail, but I am potentially a couple years away from having everything I have ever wanted in my life.
Also, not going into great detail, but I want you all to know that God is real. The stuff that has happened lately, regardless of where my life goes from here has me convinced. I know Iâm throwing pretty much all of whatever âgoodâ reputation I had here away by saying this, but I feel it needed to be said.
Anyways⌠yep. This is pretty much me not believing whatâs happened in the last few weeks. You can go back to your stuff now. :awesome:
Yeah sure, god is real. Can you give me some $ cuz im such a good friend and stuff?
Iâm happy that your lifeâs going well.
Iâm a bit disappointed that you attribute it to some master plan of sorts.
You go ahead and be disappointing all you like. 
EDIT: Wait what about a master plan? I never said anything about a master plan. >_>
Itâs rare these days that somebody wonât bitch about how miserable their life is, happy for you man ! 
A boolean is a variable with only two outcomes. Usually in programming if you declare a boolean variable it can accept either true or false, not numbers or words or anything.
Please, do tell, I could use some feel-good stories. Stuff hasnât been going well for me for the last couple days, and I could use a nice pick-me-up.
âŚShit. Sorry.
âThe stuff that has happened lately, regardless of where my life goes from here has me convinced (of God existing)â
Youâre saying that everything good that happened to you was because God wanted it to happen.
What is it that youâve always wanted, rot?
What happened?
Really, what I want is simple and very normal: I want to get married. Recently Iâve met someone, which in and of itself isnât particularly spectacular to normal human life either. What really gets me, is the extraordinary circumstances of it all, which I really donât want to go into detail because it has to do with some very personal things, I know some people(irl) who occasionally visit these forums and you all would not believe me anyways, I know I never could be bothered with all that testimonial crap either. 
Basically was this: I was in some rough shape, I prayed for something fairly absurd which seemed silly and pointless at the time, and it has recently happened with scary accuracy.
Also Acade, I donât think it has to do with any master plan. I say âregardless of where my life goes from hereâ and I mean entirely whether I botch things up or not. Iâm not into that fate stuff. 
Thatâs awesome man ! Really 
Good for you. Congratulations.
Thanks guys, I appreciate it. 
Congratulations on your success in life!
Congrats, Rot!
So you met someone ârecentlyâ (which in my books is a couple of weeks, max) and want to get married.
Sounds like a solid plan.
Remember to invited everyone on this forum to the wedding, thanks.
Congrats, dude!
And Happy Thanksgiving to all my 'Murican brothers. Let the gluttonous madness begin!
I donât know why so many people need to pass the good things that happen in their lives as acts of god. Canât you just take credit for your own successes already? You did it (you and your mate in this case), not some ephemeral being.